User:AnonySnake

I like to ship whatever I want to ship, though, I'm usually drawn out to fanon and semi-canon ships more than canon ones because of the possible room that there is to enjoy in fandom content. I like to especially explore dynamics that you wouldn't see in real life, or maybe just the ones that appeal to me. Feel free to contact me through my message wall about anything <3

I always try to be kind. Remember that there's a human being behind every screen!

My Ships
The ones in bold are my favorites, the ones with a ♡ next to the name are my other OTPS, but the ones with ♥ are simply my N°1 ship from each media. The order of fandoms goes how into how strong I'm into certain fandom, as in, South Park is my biggest interest rn, so it comes first, but I stopped playing Cookie Run for a while, so I'm not that updated with the lores and cookies anymore so it's the last one. Not all the "reason" tabs show actually a reason, some of them are just notes or headcanons about the ship. I just think it looks neater as "reason" instead of "notes".

South Park=

Het (2)

 * Gerald x Sheila
 * Gerald x Sheila: They're lietrally Kyman 1.0!


 * Stendy
 * Stendy: Their dynamic is just so funny, but it's not my fave because Wendy deserves better as an endgame.

Slash (12)

 * Bunny
 * Cartters
 * Cartters: I just think their dynamic of 'innocent' x 'antichrist' is the funniest thing ever. Make them kiss.


 * Creek ♡
 * Creek: They're just so??? Healthy?? Craig is just SO caring with Tweek and they're just SO adorable and in love it makes me WEAK. I haven't gotten to their episodes yet, but a friend of mine told me a LOT about them, and I'm COMPLETELY sold for their dynamic.


 * Gerandy
 * Gerandy: They'd be funny together and Style being half-brothers is the sweetest thing EVER. It's tied with Gerald/Sheila & Shaeron/Sheila in my levels of liking.


 * Geryle
 * K2
 * Kenman
 * Kenman: At the same time I mostly ship them platonically (friend-ship wise, Kyle goes with Stan, so Cartman goes with Kenny), they'd also just be really cute together. Plus, I just like slash ships with Cartman because he desperately needs to kiss men.


 * Kyman ♥
 * Kyman: Kyle's my favorite character, and Cartman's just behind him in my favs list, so... They're also SO funny when they're with each other.


 * Standy
 * Stenny
 * Stenny: I love Kyman, and Stenny is what's left of the main group. Plus I just think they'd be really cute together.


 * Stolkien
 * Stolkien: The best way to solve a love triangle between two guys and one girl is to make the two guys kiss. Stolkien is not the exception.


 * Tyde

Femslash (4)

 * Liaron
 * Liaron: I think Liane should kiss women PLUS Stanman half-brothers is SO sweet!


 * Redbecca
 * Redbecca: They recently became a thing on Twitter because they're the female Creek. And I'm SO into it.


 * Shearon
 * Shearon: They'd be cute together and Style being half-brothers is the sweetest thing EVER.


 * Weidi

Friend (2)

 * Style
 * Style: Romantically, they're my NOTP. Platonically though?! THEY'RE BESTIES, don't EVER separate them!! Kyman and Stendy go on double dates and while Wendy and Cartman kill eo, Style is just having fun together watching their dates beating each other up.


 * Styleman
 * Styleman: Their dynamic is just SO, SO, SOOOO funny. This comic changed my perception of them sm. Stan being understanding about Kyle liking Cartman romantically and just Not Being Able to disguise that he knows About It: "(cursing Cartman and then literally apologizing to Kyle) You HAVE to be nice to Kyle, Cartman!" while everyone else (aka Cartman himself and Kenny) are completely out of the loop and Kyle is just Trying to Not Die with Stan just being obvious... THIS is my Styleman!

IT=

Het (4)

 * Benverly
 * Benverly: I don't even ship them that much, really. It's like, my least favorite IT ship and I'm really close to putting them as one of my NOTPS because I have a LIST of critics about this ship, but there's only one thing keeping me away from doing so: the poem. I really think the poem is cute and still gives me chills when Bev sees it for the first time, and if someone had written that for me I'd also give them a chance so... They make sense, I guess.


 * Bevchie
 * Bevchie: The sexual tension they had at the dinner scene was UNMATCHED. They're UNREAL. Romantically, I like them less than I like Reddie, but it's a close competition to Billverly. They just have chemistry and what should I do about it other than ship it?! Though, sometimes, I just ship this platonically and it's my friendship OTP in IT.


 * Billverly ♡
 * Billverly: Hear me out! They’re adorable. I specifically like them in their teen versions. I just think it’s so sweet how Bill never believed the rumors about her and then she parallels the line BACK to him showing their mutual reciprocation. I LOVE how they actually TALKED about things (unlike the other endgame pairing) and had moments on-screen doing SOMETHING other than the male character pining for the girl while she's obviously pining for somebody else. In case you can't obviously tell, I prefer this 100% over Benverly, they're endgame in MY heart! But I’d easily throw them into the fire for Hanbrough with no hesitation.


 * Stanpat
 * Stanpat: She makes him happy, it's cute! I also headcanon Patricia as a black jewish bisexual woman while Stan is the "bi wife energy" meme PAIRED with the constant "i love my wife" juice. IT JUST WORKS SO WELL! It's my favorite ship for Stan since I really dislike any other ship with him (Stanlon is the exception).

Slash (8)

 * Bichie
 * Bichie: I like them in a silly way when they're teenagers. Just Richie having a crush on Bill (like he DEFINITELY does in canon) and Bill reciprocating. It's not that deep, and I like Hanbrough, Reddie and others way more.


 * Benlon
 * Benlon: Ben is the sweetest kid, and I want Mike to get the love he deserves. Just a 2+2.


 * Denscom (Bill x Ben)
 * Desncom: The best way to solve a love triangle between two guys and one girl is to make the two guys kiss. Desncom is not the exception. Personally, I headcanon Ben as straight but this ship is a small exception because I could easily see them having a peck.


 * Hanbrough ♥
 * Hanbrough: They’re CRIMINALLY underrated and obviously so into each other. The forehead touch??? The ily??? The fact that nobody else listened to Mike other than Bill??? The benverly+reddie parallels??? Gay. They're my IT OTP from FAAAR.


 * Hanzier
 * Hanzier: I ship Mike with all the boys in the club because I believe he's gay and I want him to get the love he deserves with any loser since they're all deserving of him (yes, in case you can't tell he's my fav loser). Richie is also another canonically gay character and I really LOVE that Hanzier have the two funniest scenes ever in the book (Mike going "What is having sex?" and Richie just not knowing WHAT TO EVEN DO + "yo mamma" Mike getting Richie into a your mom joke while he's FLABBERGASTED). They would be sweet and funny together and I'm here for it.


 * Kaspbrough
 * Kaspbrough: Same case with Bichie. I like them in a silly way when they're teenagers. Just Eddie having a crush on Bill (like he DEFINITELY does in canon) and Bill reciprocating. It's not that deep, and I like Hanbrough, Reddie and others way more.


 * Reddie ♥
 * Reddie: Considering it's semi-canon, it's hard to NOT ship them, especially after you know Richie's been in love with Eddie for literally 27 years. And the fact that's it's heavily implied to be requited in the book too?! They kill me. Their dynamic is also SO underrated, "talks" x "talks" is adorable, and they're such unique characters that somehow just... work together. They're the sole reason I got into IT, so, this ship will always have some space in my heart.


 * Stanlon
 * Stanlon: I actually hc Stan as the token straight but this ship is the exception. I don't even know why, I just think they'd be cute because I love Mike and I want to see him happy with another boy because I headcanon him as gay, and Stan is just... right there, you know? Still, I prefer Stanpat or Hanbrough.

Friend (3)

 * Edverly
 * Stozier
 * Stozier: THEM. They're the duo. They've known each other for SO long and Richie rags him endlessly and Stan is just completely unphased - he has zero fucks to give. They work because Stan definitely needs someone telling him to lighten up and he's allowed to have fun, meanwhile Richie needs someone who is no-nonsense and is really patient. Plus I'm 100% sure Stan was the first one to know Richie is gay and he's the one who just watches Reddie while rolling his eyes and just wondering when they'll figure their obvious romantic feelings for each other out.


 * The Losers Club

Stranger Things=

Het (5)

 * Edssy
 * Edssy: They were flirting in the forest scene, plus their aesthetic/dynamic of "unpopular boy" x "cheerleader popular girl" is SO cute.


 * Duzie
 * Duzie: They're canon. Plus they're a sweet match! I like they share the same interests and are visibly compatible without even being on-screen together. But I like other ships with Dustin and El more than this one.


 * Henderhop
 * Henderhop: Underrated. They would be so good for each other and are totally compatible! I also want someone to be with El and Dustin is just... There! He was the one who was never scared of her and just treats her as a normal girl with superpowers (which is exactly what El wants) not as a superman like her current love interest does. I like this more than I like Duzie, to be honest.


 * Hopclair
 * Hopclair: HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE. They're the one sided enemies to friends to lovers we needed. They have a sweet development, how Lucas started not liking her but then owning up to his mistakes of treating her badly and actually apologizing to her (couldn't ever be Mike), it's just so... beautiful. They grew out of this dynamic and now I'm sure there can be space to develop a romantic relationship here. I prefer this more in Elumax than them by themselves, though, and I also really like them in a cheerleader x basketball player AU!


 * Willel
 * Willel: I don't know what to tell you. I just like incest and the fact that I headcanon El as a lesbian and Will is canon gay gives it even more spice, because I LOVE shipping gay characters with the opposite gender. They have TWO of my favorite spices, so I really like them.

Slash (12)

 * Byler ♥
 * Byler: My ST OTP. Now I don't even have much to say, have you even looked at them?? Mike is def struggling with internalized homophobia, Will is in love with him for years, it's the beautiful love story we need and it would absolutely break queer media. They're endgame, I kNOW it.


 * Byergrove
 * Byergrove: This is Jonathan x Billy by the way, NOT Will x Billy. And I mostly shp them because of the fandom comparisons between the two: "Oh, Jonathan was like Billy and he turned out fine!", like, okay. I suggest you that: what if we stop comparing trauma and let them kiss.


 * Byerson
 * Byerson: I really like how Will genuinely cares about Dustin. Especially in S3, where after Dustin comes back Will tells him they could play together later. And when Will is fighting with Mike he brings up he doesn't know where Dustin is. Will rlly does love him and why not make it romantic!


 * Harringrove
 * Harringrove: Billy calling Steve a "pretty boy" while both of them were literally naked in the same shower was quite homoerotic I'll say. Oh, I also like pissing people off shipping this too.


 * Henclair
 * Henclair: They're best friends and between all the relationships in the party excluding Mike/Will in the OG party, I believe they're the closest. I also really like they're both rlly unrepresented minorities dating. I don't know what much to say, other than that they'd just... work. They're already rlly close so why not upgrade their relationship! They also go in double dates with Byler, so true.


 * Jargyle
 * Jargyle: They've experimented together. You just can't not convince me they haven't kissed while high and really liked it. Argyle is gay, still discovering himself and even hooked up with a girl just to try it out but didn't like it in the end, and Jonathan is bi, self explanatory of why.


 * Mungrove
 * Mungrove: Opposites attract. “But Billy would literally bully Eddie!”, exactly. Their personalities and roles clash and I’m here to watch it with my ship goggles ON.


 * Stonathan
 * Stonathan: The best way to solve a love triangle between two guys and one girl is to make the two guys kiss. Stonathan is not the exception. Oh, and Steve needs a living boyfriend after both Billy and Eddie died, RIP.


 * Wheelclair
 * Wheelclair: They're cute and I like them next to each other.


 * Wheelerson
 * Wheelerson: I just think it's really cute how they get along, as in, both missed Lucas' game and bicker about their gfs. I see them maybe having a peck and experimenting, but aiming for a later Byler-Henclair.

Femslash (6)

 * Elmax
 * Elmax: The obvious, to be honest. Max being El's lesbian awakening AND that scene where El revives Max will NEVER fail to get me. Also, I really love how Max encourages El to be her own person when she was needing the most. I prefer this more in Elumax than them by themselves, though.


 * Buckingham
 * Buckingham: Cheerleader x plays on a band dynamic.


 * Chrickie
 * Chrickie: Cheerleader x plays on a band dynamic.


 * Kalinance
 * Kalinance: Kali is a lesbian (to #ME), Nancy is a pretty woman. There's really not much to it.


 * Kalirobin
 * Kalirobin: Kali is a lesbian (to #ME), Robin is also a lesbian. I also think their aesthetic of punk x fem would be really cute. Of course, I love Rockie more compared to this.


 * Rockie ♡
 * Rockie: Do I even need a reason? They're so clearly IN LOVE and they're so CUTE together. I'm a Rockie defender and I'll die on this hill.

Poly (3)

 * Elumax
 * Elumax: I know most people ship this as in "Lumax/Elmax", but I prefer it being focused in "Hopclair/Elmax", because I don't like Lumax thaaat much. With that said, the reason I ship it is because they can DEFINITELY work in a poly relationship with El receiving healthy and romantic love from both sides. She would never feel unloved like she felt with her current love interest, but they'd also give her room to grow (like they both canonically do) and be her own person.


 * Harringroveson
 * Harringroveson: I like Mungrove and Harringrove. Let Billy kiss men! I also like some minor Steddie in this, but I'm more focused in Billy shipping this.


 * Henderhopclair
 * Henderhopclair: It's a similar case with Elumax, but now with two boys that would also shower her with love and let her be her own person. But tbh, I also ship Henclair more than Hopclair/Henderhop, so in my mind it's more focused on them than in El. I prefer Elumax more, if choosing a polyship with her!

Family (1)

 * Jonwill

The Goldfinch=

Het (1)

 * Borippa
 * Borippa: Okay, Boreo's 100% my OTP from TGF, but Borippa is SOOO cool too. It's mostly me enjoying their funny dynamic of them flirting and Theo in the background seeing his two love interests being into each other and trying not to die. They would be HILARIOUS together because of their contrasting personalities and goals, but the funniest part would be that even with all the differences: they work! Boris already thinks Pippa is pretty and I'm sure if any given opportunity they would get together. I know Pippa likes to play it safe with a boring guy (see: Everett), so it even gives more room to their unusual dynamic on how it's her first time with a "bad boy" like Boris.

Slash (2)

 * Boreo ♥
 * Theom
 * Theom: I don't ship SHIP this in the most common meaning of the word, but I do love seeing them together and any mention of their old dynamic in the books. Like, sorry, him going on and on about his "electric" relationship with another boy is supposed to be seen as a "friendship"? Donna Tartt was writing a gay man hanging with his first crush and I love to see thatm, especially when paired up with later-Boreo. I do think Tom was experimenting with him too, probably, and either was bi or just straight who tried with a boy and it wasn't it for him, but for Theo, that was a goddamn awakening. PLUS, Tom is funny as fuck with Theo. WHO says "my mom blew up that day too" to someone who has a dead mom because of a bombing and 8 years later shows up again to sleep with Theo's fiancé. Like. His audacity with him. After time-skip need to solve this issue in some way (kissing).

Femslash (1)

 * Pipkits

Friend (2)

 * Borippadore
 * Boris' Partners
 * Boris' Partners: Their dynamic is just SO funny. Theo literally making essays about how goddamn creepy, dumb, stupid, ugly, annoying Kotku is and she's literally just EXISTING next to him and dating his best friend. Plus I really think Kotku would 100% spot the hatred Theo feels as what it truly is: Jealousy bc of Boris. And with that said there’s so many scenarios with that… In general, they’re wlw/mlm rivalry, and the BEST one of TGF.

Family (4)

 * Borichie
 * Borichie: They're smoke buddies.


 * Decker Family
 * Finn Wolfhard Gay Cinematic Universe
 * Vegas Family

Your Turn To Die=

Het (12)

 * Ginkanna
 * Ginkanna: They have a similar age and they're both really sweet children. Let them have their first kiss with each other!


 * Joesara
 * Kaisara
 * Keisara
 * Midokan
 * Midosara
 * Mishinao
 * Ransara ♡
 * Soukanna
 * Sousara ♡
 * Sousara: They make me think of myself and my SO, and damn, I really love an enemies to lovers. They have lots of tension that need to be solved by kissing and I'm here for it.


 * TiaRio
 * TiaRio: Opposites attract trope. Plus, they're so pleasing together aesthetically.


 * Yabusame Siblings

Slash (7)

 * Joemaru
 * Ginshin
 * Keialice
 * Keimishi
 * Kurusaka
 * Kurushin
 * Soushin ♥

Femslash (9)

 * Kizuchi Sisters ♡
 * Kugimegu ♡
 * Naosara
 * Rekokanna
 * Safamiley
 * Safasara
 * Sarakanna ♡
 * Sarareko
 * Suesara

Poly (8)

 * Joesaramaru
 * Kaikeisara
 * RyoSueTia
 * Soushinsarakanna
 * Soushinsara
 * Saramishinao
 * Saramishinao: Nao has two hands and is a bisexual disaster, that's it!


 * Three-diot Girls
 * Trauma Trio (Keishinsara)

Life is Strange=

Het (1)

 * Fassidy
 * Fassidy: I like to make the two parts of a love triangle, where they're both pinning for the other person, kiss. Plus I love their aesthetic and opposites attract!

Slash (2)

 * Sinn
 * Sinn: Sean should've kissed way more men in that goddamn game. God I love that Finn was Sean's closet key and was his first experience with men. I love that their goals in life actually match unlike Sean/Cassidy and it makes sense for them to end up together in Partying Ways! They're soooo bi4bi. But as a LIS OTP, they come in third place behind Pricefield and Spiritwolf.


 * Spiritwolf ♥

Femslash (2)

 * Cassidy x Lyla
 * Pricefield ♡

Danganronpa=

Het (14)

 * Celesgami ♡
 * Harukaito
 * Junkomaeda
 * Junkozuru
 * Kamunami
 * Kamunami: That manga edition where Chiaki is defeated in a game for the first time by Izuru is the sweetest thing ever. They're so in LOVE, and they're infinitely better than Hinanami to me. They at least have salt in Izuru's side. Still, I prefer KamuKoma and Kirinami over this.


 * Kiiruma
 * Komanami
 * Komanami: I like how ppl get upset over this ship. I actually had a real discomfort with this ship before, but now I've grown really fond of it.


 * Naegi Family
 * Naezono
 * Naezono: They at least have SOMETHING going on unlike Naegiri. My OTP for Sayaka, and 2nd OTP for Makoto after Naegami.


 * Rantenko
 * Shinnaga
 * Monisa
 * Ouharu
 * Ouharu: They have tension. Like, LOTS of tension. They want to kiss each other so bad I don't even know what to say.


 * Togiri
 * Togiri: They have the exact same vibe and I love it. I still prefer Celesgami and Kirinami&Kirizono more, though.

Slash (14)

 * Amasai ♡
 * Bitcoin
 * Hinaegi
 * Kamukoma
 * Kamukoma: They're so fucking gay it's unbelievable. Plus the master/servant dynamic? Oh I'm head over heels for them. It's like the salt Komahina is lacking, but just a bit.


 * Kiibouma
 * Kiibouma: The classic "he teases him because he likes her!" but make it gay. Plus Kokichi wanting to know if Kiibo had a dick... I know exactly what he is.


 * Kizajin
 * Kizajin: Maybe Kyoko would like her father more if he actually got out of the closet, idk.


 * Komaegi
 * Komahina
 * Kuzusouda
 * Mitworai
 * Naegami
 * Oumami ♥
 * Oumami: In my DR phase, I was an EXTREME Rantaro simp and I also kinned Kokichi (cringe, some might say, but I'm not rlly ashamed). This ship is self indulgent and based on self projection, I do not deny it. Still, excluding polyships, they're definitely my OTP!


 * Saiibo
 * Saiouma ♡
 * Sondam
 * Sondam: Kazuichi is definitely gay with comphet and obsessing for a desirable figure (Sonia) trying to make it go away. Gundham is his love rival and also bisexual king. Now make them kiss! I really believe that the "jealousy" Kazuichi feels for Sonia is actually internalized love for Gundham. Alternatively: The best way to solve a love triangle between two guys and one girl is to make the two guys kiss. Sondam is not the exception.

Femslash (14)

 * Despair Sisters
 * Despair Sisters: It's semi-canon and I like femslash twincest.


 * Junkan
 * Kirihina
 * Kirinami
 * Kirinami: They would just be SO cute together. Their aesthetic is DIVINE and they have a similar vibe of both of them being somewhat quiet, but they'd be quiet together in a cute, tender, romantic way, you know? They just work. Oh and they would play detective games together, I know it.


 * Kirizono
 * Irumatsu
 * Class Clowns
 * Class Clowns: THEM. THEM. They make me think of myself and my best friend, so I really really really love this ship. As expected, I like them in a fucked up way where Kotoko lies to Monaca and Monaca tries to have control over her no matter what.


 * Nanamiki
 * Soniaki
 * Soapies
 * Syomaru
 * Syomaru: They're the salt Tokomaru is severely lacking. I LOVE their dynamic of a serial killer x literally the most normal and random high schooler who's down BAD for said serial killer.


 * Tenmiko
 * Toxicandy
 * Tsumionji
 * Tsumionji: Hiyoko blushing with Mikan after saving her... She has a crush on Mikan she can't process in a healthy way and I'm here for it.

Poly (1)

 * Oumamasai ♥

Disney/Pixar=

Het (2)

 * Lunter
 * Lunter: I've not watched TOH, but I love them so much. I really hate how people against this ship always go "Luz is bi" like, yes?? I'm shipping her with someone who she can be attracted to? I also dislike the people who go "Luz is dating Amity/Hunter likes Willow", because ships that go against canon have ALWAYS existed and people never mind it, but when it's Lunter they get aggressive. A part of me ships Lunter out of spite of these people, the other part because they're genuinely cute. Oh and I don't care if it's "problematic".


 * WildeHopps
 * WildeHopps: I like what they represent and their dynamic is the BEST. I looove teasing buddies.

Slash (5)

 * Brumilo
 * Guster
 * Luberto ♥
 * Luberto: They were my biggest comfort ship for a GOOD while. God, where do I even START?! They're absolutely ADORABLE, and they just love each other soo much and the movie is a clear metaphor and, they're just SO. CUTE. And they're so in love with each other it makes me WEAK.


 * Repkyle
 * Repkyle: I have a crush on Kyle because he's cute and I want someone to give him love. Rogelio is literally there! And it's canon too so, yay!


 * Rydoff

Femslash (4)

 * Elsanna
 * Elsamaren
 * IsaMira
 * Meiriam

Friend (3)

 * Camiberto
 * Giuca
 * Giuca: Giulia being Luca's SIL is the cutest thing EVER. They're gay-lesbian solidarity and besties.


 * The Underdogs (Luca)
 * The Underdogs (Luca): Do I even need a reason why? Their dynamic is so cute, they're so supportive of each other and fit so well together. There's sm potential for them to become besties for life: Giulia will never stop vising her dad, Alberto also has nowhere to go other outside Massimo's house, Luca is dating Alberto, so all of them will always be into each other's lives.

Family (1)

 * Giulberto
 * Giulberto: They're stepsiblings and it gives me so much JOY to imagine them bonding together after what happened in the movie. They're soooo gay-lesbian twins.

Identity V=

Het (10)

 * Adamil
 * Adamil: They're canon and I like that ppl whine about this ship being "toxic", again. Like, how are you bringing up morality in this when the comapany itself doesn't care at all and in fact they're... literally married.


 * DemiJose
 * GanjiAnne
 * GanjiAnne: They would just be SO cute together. Ganji is just a sweet person described everywhere, and so is Anne, but in a quieter energy. Ganji likes toys, literally Anne's title, and GOD all the possible scenarios with Ganji's sheep being fixed or just them bonding over toys or just ANYTHING IN GENERAL. They're just SO compatible it's INSANE. But the controversies about the ship just make no sense: "Ganji hates white people" be SO for real right now. Ganji hates racists, colonialists, maaaaybe rich people as a whole, but saying he's scared of white people just because you hate GanjiAnne and using of clearly perfomative activism to try to get people to like the rival ship? Yeah, that's so off putting. If anything, they could 100% heal from their trauma together since they're both really good people subjected to past traumatic events. Still, GanjiAnne sweep AND WillGanji sweep too. Ganji deserves love from all sides tbh! Oh, and they go on double dates with Aesvic, so true!


 * JokerMarg
 * Lucatracy
 * LuchiMelly
 * Marthanaib
 * Orpheusmemory
 * Philippe x Christina
 * Josmary ♡

Slash (13)

 * Aesvic ♥
 * Edluca
 * Edluca: They're both aristocrats and have probably met before because of that. In my HC, they dated pre-manor but hid it because of the time period.


 * Elisop
 * Elisop: They're too boring in canon for me to like it, so I ship the problematic™ version. So hear me out! Eli is a cheater. Aesop doesn't really care that he's cheating on Gertrude with him, but it starts being an actual problem when Eli cheats ON HIM TOO with EVERYONE he can find. They talk, talk, talk but they never manage this issue. Again and again Eli cheats and what can Aesop do? THAT'S my Elisop!


 * Jacknaib
 * JokerMike
 * JokerMike: Mike is obsessed with Joker and that's so goddamn gay. Now, I know it's because Joker set the circus on fire and because the circus was Mike's home he was completely traumatized and went batshit crazy on trying to kill WHO did that but like... They have SO much tension because of that, I don't know what to tell you. I know I'm saying all that but I also like them in a rlly healthy way too like their canon relationships: Mike giving up on ALL his revenge and hate just because of Joker is SO beautiful. They can move on past that and realize that the circus was so bad and Mike can understand Joker's reasons of why he did that. Their personalities also just work: Joker is a sad clown with anger issues, Mike is a goofball, funny and attention-starved too. But even if he does love the spotlight, he also CANONICALLY gives up his light of attention for Joker even if for a short time. They already had a pretty solid friendship before everything happened, so pair them up! I also really like the JokerMike slides.


 * JosCarl
 * Josphillip
 * Josphillip: They understand each other! They both have dead siblings and an extreme artistic passion; Joseph for photography and Philippe for sculptures. They also have a somewhat similar personality too. Overall, they'd just 100% get along and be an amazing couple. I still prefer Josmary over this, though.


 * KevJose
 * Lucamil
 * Lucamil: Aesthetic. They just look good next to each other.


 * NortNaib
 * Tonton
 * WillGanji
 * XieFan
 * XieFan: They're lowkey canon but since it's a CN company they can't admit it. Yet it's painfully obvious. It's like EmmaEmi situation but healthy. Anyways, I ship 'em because they're canon and quite literally made for each other. Gay people.

Femslash (11)

 * EmmaEmi
 * EmmaEmi: Emma obviously is in love with Emily canonically (but they can't say it bc of censorship), so let Emily reciprocate this deep love and make Emma happy! And I really like pissing people off shipping this since everyone in the fandom hates EmmaEmi because of the age gap and doctor/patient relationship (as if Adamil doesn't have the exact same dynamic, but they're straight so ppl don't care). Anyways, lesbians.


 * Fiopat
 * Galagrace
 * Galamary
 * Little Girl x Yima
 * Little Girl x Yima: They're always in official arts together and their aesthetic is SO cute: a bright, pure soul of a dead person x a dark, kinda corrupted even soul of a dead, but revived, person.


 * MarthaVera
 * Marygrace
 * Michigrace
 * MichiMary
 * VioAnn
 * Yidma ♡
 * Yidma: They're THE cult leader creator x follower ship. They're NOT mom x daughter, I GUARANTEE to you. It's my OTP for both Yidhra and Yima.

Poly (3)

 * MMGG (Micihmarygalagrace)
 * DemiKevJose
 * Wuseph

Miraculous Ladybug=

Het (8)

 * Adrienette — Specifically, I ship more Ladrien and Ladynoir.
 * Couffaine Siblings
 * Couffaine Siblings: If the incest has chemistry I can't make them not have chemistry. Take it up with God y'all


 * Feligami ♡
 * Feligami: I've always shipped them even before they became a thing. I just think Felix would soft up with Kagami, and that's exactly what happened in canon and I'm really glad they're in love now! I want good things for both of them, especially Felix, and they could very well find it in each other.


 * Fila
 * Gabenath
 * Gabenath: I'll always ignore canon when it's over them. Gabriel moved on from his wife and found a new love with her, stopping being HawkMoth and starting to be a real family with her and Adrien. I know it.


 * Kimax
 * Kimax: I looove a "talks" x "talks" couple who won't stop bickering. This is like if Reddie was straight and one of them was a bit dumber too.


 * Lukagami
 * Lukagami: Mostly aesthetic, but I also totally see how they could work personality-wise: Kagami has restrictive parents. She's cold but not in a harsh way, she can be affectionate with people she likes and is slowly getting out of her shell and getting to know what she truly wants. Luka is quite the opposite of her, he's chill, he's calming, and especially, he knows what he wants and could also help Kagami in her journey. He would 100% be understanding of her and just... try her best to be there for her. She needs that patience and attention from someone, and Luka is just there, perfectly available. Still, I prefer Feligami more!


 * Myvan
 * Myvan: I like their aesthetic of "tall boy" x "tiny girl". And that they're canon too.

Slash (3)

 * Adrielix
 * Lukadrien
 * Marcaniel

Femslash (7)

 * Chlobrina
 * Chlobrina: I have a firm belif that Chloe is a lesbian and just doesn't know how to process being in love with girls and turns that into bullying.. Sabrina def is also a lesbian. Plus the metaphor on that episode of them playing that Penguin game being actually for romantic relationships, with all the COUPLES playing it and then CHLOBRINA?? And the fact that all the couples play but when Sabrina was spitting out she and Chloe also "played" >together< Chloe got mad... Yeah I know what Chloe is. She likes Sabrina. On another note, I also like bully x victim that's technically on their side.


 * Chloe x Zoé ♡
 * Chloe x Zoé: As I said in Chlobrina, I believe firmly that Chloe is a lesbian and just doesn't know how to process being in love with girls and turns that into bullying. Her sister is NOT an exception. And the fact that Zoé is also a canon lesbian?? They're too perfect. I love them, and it's my favorite Chloe ship. Tbh I hate Zoé but this ship somehow makes her SO much better. It gives her personality, I don't know!


 * Chlila
 * Chlila: I like evil women. But as in, "silly evil" vs "true evil" and they have a partnership. Still, I prefer Chloe x Zoé or Lilanette/Lilagami. I see them just being a thing under under under the curtains, when NOBODY is looking.


 * Chlogami
 * Chlogami: Aesthetic. I also kinda see the vision of them dating mostly years later, when they laugh of their mutual "crush" on Adrien being born out of not knowing that girls were an option or just repressing it, and then finding love in each other when they're both the better versions of themselves. I especially like this paired up with Lilanette.


 * Julerose
 * Julerose: Why would I not like them? They're canon, they're cute, their aesthetic is PERFECT, they make each other happy. I like them a lot and think they belong together.


 * Lilagami ♡
 * Lilagami: I've shipped this even before they were friends in canon. I like them in a fucked up way, of course. My main reason is that I love fictional gaslighting and this ship... Oh, this ship could do it so well. Kagami is kinda innocent, Lila is a liar, their dynamic is basically begging to be shipped!


 * Lilanette ♥
 * Lilanette: Oh I'm so not normal about them. I love a juicy enemies to lovers where everytime they're on screen they just have obvious sexual tension. They're my MLB OTP.

Non-Binary (3)

 * Plikki
 * Plikki: Their dynamic is SO cute. "Sugarcube" will go down on history as the best nickname ever to flirt.


 * Plass
 * Plass: I like Sass and I want someone to ship him with. I like Plagg as an option the most because they just seem to fit together.


 * Tikki x Sass
 * Tikki x Sass: Same reason as Plass, but now it's kinda straight.

Total Drama=

Het (5)

 * Aleheather
 * Deather
 * Skave
 * Maloey
 * Zoke

Slash (7)

 * Alenoah
 * Chref
 * Djancan
 * Malike
 * Maloah
 * Mikoah
 * NoCo ♥
 * NoCo: I really don't know what to tell you, they're just so into each other. Noah is obviously gay, and Cody is a closeted bi. I just KNOW they enjoyed that kiss but freaked out because of gay panic.

Femslash (8)

 * BFFFLs
 * BFFFLs: They give me Bratcat vibes and I like it.


 * Gweather ♡
 * Gweather: Heather reading Gwen's diary in front of everyone was SO good. They should solve their tension kissing. I'll never get tired of a great enemies to lovers.


 * Gwentney
 * Gwizzy
 * Gwizzy: I like their goth girl x crazy girl aesthetic.


 * Heathney
 * Kemma ♡
 * Kemma: I want another ship for Emma and this is the BEST option EVER. Twincest is gold especially when it’s femslash. I love this a LOT.


 * Lindseather
 * Lindseth

Poly (1)

 * Heathgwentney

Steven Universe=

Het (1)

 * Larsadie
 * Larsadie: Sadie finding a new partner was so BS I'm sorry. They had potential!

Non-binary (6)

 * Bellow Diamond
 * Bellow Pearl
 * Jaspis
 * Jaspis: I think their canon relationship is SO interesting and I love how they're abusive from both sides. They're such a good ship to explore these fucked up dynamics and how to portray a toxic relationship in general.


 * Lapidot ♥
 * Lapidot: I don't even know what to say, have you even looked at them? They definitely made out in that barn, I know it. Plus, the fact that pumpkin is their son?! Literally in love. They're my SU OTP!


 * Pearlrose
 * Pearlrose: Similar to Jaspis, I like to explore their codependent relationship and implications.


 * Rupphire
 * Rupphire: While I normally don't care abut canon ships, they're just an exception because they're clearly not perfect and that makes their relationship so genuine and interesting. When they fought in that motel episode it just felt REAL and made me actually care about them together. They're so good for each other and their dynamic of opposites attract is INCREDIBLE.

Friend (1)

 * Crystal Gems

Netflix=

Het (1)

 * Wavier
 * Wavier: I love them. Like, just watch the show, their chemistry is palpable. They're Bi4Bi too! Plus, they're clearly endgame (to me)!

Slash (3)

 * SaLi
 * SangHun
 * Tylorpe
 * Tylorpe: The best way to solve a love triangle between two guys and one girl is to make the two guys kiss. Tylorpe is not the exception. But unlike my other ships with the same dynamic, they give off SOOOOO much exes vibes, unbelievable.

Femslash (3)

 * Catradora
 * Catradora: I'll actually be for real and say that in my first watch my head FLEW over the gay subtext, but they're still soooo important to me. In short, they're canon, they're adorable, their dynamic of "afraid to give love, and also needs to receive love" x "afraid to receive love, but is always the one to give love" is insane and works so well.


 * SaeByeong
 * SaeByeong: The obvious. “Thank you for playing with me!” is legendary.


 * Wenclair
 * Wenclair: I like this less than Wenvier, but if I got to choose, I'd prefer Wenclair to be endgame. We desperately need more WLW rep in media, and they're the perfect candidates! Their aesthetic is TOP TIER, just like their dynamic. I love the hc of Enid being a lesbian with hetcomp, and I personally headcanon Wednesday as bisexual since I also like Wenvier.

Non-binary (1)

 * Catrouble
 * Catrouble: I ship this even more than Catradora. They did something with my brain I can't undo. Basically, I love their dynamic of them being evil together but DT having the upperhand. They're soo touchy with each other and know each other so well (I mean, DT knows Catra), the petnames... Too much potential. I love them, in a fucked up gay evil ppl way.

Hunter x Hunter=

Het (4)

 * AlluKallu
 * AlluKallu: I like their aesthetic and dynamic. Kalluto is more reserved, focused on his abilities, and even being a guy he dresses rlly feminine. Alluka is a sweetheart, just wants to have fun, and is a feminine trans girl. You get where I'm coming at: they balance each other out really well.


 * Allushi
 * KilluAllu
 * KilluAllu: Incest! Incest! Incest! I hc Killua as gay tbh but sometimes the ship is just Too Good.


 * KuroNeo
 * KuroNeo: Neon has the most embarrassing 14yo girl crush on him and why not make it requited. The age gap in this ship is also a big reason of why I ship it, too. I also kinda self project on Neon because, well, it's CHROLLO. So, yeah.

Slash (8)

 * HisoIllu ♥
 * IlluKalu
 * IlluKillu
 * Killugon
 * KuroKura
 * KuroKura: They have a severe case of UST, and I like their toxic dynamic and how Chrollo doesn't really care about what he has done, while Kurapika is drowning in pure rage because of his clan. It makes a really fun, and at the same time, juicy dynamic.


 * PariGing
 * PariGing: They absolutely can't stand each other and I'm here to watch it unfold in an angry kiss.


 * Phinfei
 * Phinfei: Their height difference makes me insane. And they look really good next to each other.


 * UvoShal
 * UvoShal: That cheek kiss changed lives.

Femslash (2)

 * Amanary
 * Amanary: They're cute! Coworkers that secretly date.


 * ShizuMachi
 * ShizuMachi: I love their aesthetic. Gives me Bubbline vibes and I’m ALWAYS sold for lesbians in this style.

Naruto=

Het (4)

 * BoruSumi ♡
 * BoruSumi: They make me think of NaruHina and I've shipped NaruHina for YEARS. They're ADORABLE! I ship MitsuBoru more, though.


 * NaruHina ♥
 * NejiTen
 * SasuHina
 * SasuHina: I love their dark aesthetic! And I feel that while they don't have many similarities, they could definitely bond over both of them loving Naruto more than anything else. In Shippuden, at least, I don't think Hinata would be annoying to Sasuke as Sakura was to him. If anything, I could see Sasuke thinking she WAS kinda weird when they're kids but then admiring her when they're all grown up. Hinata would DEFINITELY be understanding of Sasuke's motives to hate Konoha, unlike his current love interest -- she would actually want to get to know him as a person. Plus, they both have issues with their clans and could also bond over that; Hinata is unfitting for her clan, and Sasuke is the last person living in the Uchiha clan. They could make a really good couple of quiet and patient people. And imagine how OP their kid would be, lol.


 * SasuKarin ♡
 * SasuKarin: I really like the fact that Karin always accepted Sasuke, even when he was in a evil path, and she didn't try to change him like Sakura did. She always accepted all of him, and he showed her a side of himself he never showed to ANYONE. He treated her SO much better than he treated Sakura AKA literally his canon wife, in MORE than one time. And I'm a believer that Sarada is SasuKarin's daughter, idc about canon in the slightest. They're my favorite ship after NaruSasu and NaruHina.

Slash (12)

 * GaaLee
 * GaaSasu
 * HashiMada
 * KakaGai
 * KakaIru
 * MitsuBoru ♥
 * MitsuBoru: SUN AND MOON DYNAMIC?? HELLO???? Mitsuki is SO obviously into Boruto it's not even funny. My Boruto OTP to be honest.


 * NejiLee
 * ObiKaka
 * ObiKaka: The best way to solve a love triangle between two guys and one girl is to make the two guys kiss. ObiKaka is not the exception.


 * OroSasu
 * SasuBoru
 * SasuBoru: Couldn't get with your crush? Easy. Just get with his son instead!


 * SasuNaru ♥
 * ShikaCho

Femslash (8)

 * HanaMoe
 * InoTen
 * SakuHina
 * SakuHina: They're so SWEET with each other. I hate how the fandom built a rivarly in the two when it's clearly not their dynamic at all: they're shy x assertive, light x dark and even other opposite attract tropes. But unlikes the NS opposites attract, this one actually works because they balance each other well instead of making the other worse.


 * SakuIno
 * SakuKarin
 * SakuKarin: I ship them in the healthiest way ever. I just think they could bond over the fact they were both abused by Sasuke and grow a romantic relationship out of it, where both of them could heal together and have a future with each other. I love them!


 * SakuTsun
 * ShizuTsu
 * TemaTen

Poly (1)

 * SasuNaruHina

Other animanga=

Het (3)

 * EreMika
 * EreMika: I ship it because it's my ship in law! And I'm completely crazy about the hug scene they have. I've not watched AOT to be honest but from what I know about it, I really like them.


 * KamiJirou
 * KamiJirou: I just think they look cute together aesthetic-wise, I like their apparent dynamic even more (apparent because I've never watched MHA and I only have the dynamic of my head - and to me, they're kinda similar to NaruHina, which was my OTP for years). I like BKDK more than this though.


 * LegoHaru
 * LegoHaru': Normally I dislike main ships because they're really boring, lack chemistry, or whatever, but GOD that's my BIGGEST exception. I LOVE what they represent and ESPECIALLY their killing slowburn. I actually get why they can't be together and it isn't the like "oooh we can't be together" dramatic and annoying on any TV shows. Look at the context! The society they live in! Everything! Still, as everyone does, I want them together.

Slash (5)

 * BakuDeku
 * BakuDeku: I've not watched MHA, but I like bully x victim and the fact that people lose it over this ship. I also like this in a scenario where Bakugou reedems himself and years later they fall in love!


 * Hitachiincest
 * Hitachiincest: Have you even LOOKED at them? They obviously love the fanservice they do. Gay people.


 * KawoShin
 * KawoShin: I've not watched Evangelion, and as far as I know, they're kinda boring, but still cute. Brown haired x white haired who's in love with him will never get old, I fear - they have KomaHina vibes in that matter, lol. In Evangelion ships, I really prefer Asumari over this.


 * Lougosi
 * Lougosi: Let! Them! Experiment! Louis is SO gay, Legoshi is SO bi. They bring out a really unusual side of each other. Let them kiss and experiment with each other, they're INSANE for it.


 * SebaCiel
 * SebaCiel: Ciel is shota-bait. I know exactly what this author is doing and I'm EATING IT UP. Like, I'm just following what she wants me to do by shipping them, I don't know what to tell you.

Femslash (3)

 * Asumari
 * Asumari: I've not watched Evangelion but I LOVE them, I've seen some clips and they look SO cute. Their dynamic of tsundere x admirer works sooo well.


 * AsuRei
 * AsuRei: Aesthetic, their sun x moon kinda vibes got me a bit. Plus, they're both SO sapphic it hurts.


 * JunoHaru
 * JunoHaru: Juno calling Haru cute and caressing her face... Yeah, that was a lesbian awakening if I've ever seen one. I really believe Juno is a lesbian that felt forced to be with Legoshi since they were the "perfect match" and that everyone could tell so: that was just SO hetcomp of her. With that said, she's jealous of Haru when she's with Legoshi and NOT the opposite.

Undertale=

Het (1)

 * Asgoriel
 * Asgoriel: I like their dynamic and I think it's funny the fact that they got divorced in both universes. Even though, I believe Toriel still loves Asgore, but she's really trying to repress it. I really think they can still be together.

Slash (3)

 * Mettablook
 * Mettablook: I like incest.


 * Papyton
 * Papyton: I've started shipping this recently. I just realized how cute they would be together and I really think Papyrus has a crush on Mettaton. I also want Papyrus to have good things, so why not pair him with the one he admires? Yeah I like this ship!


 * Sancest ♡
 * Sanscest: I just want to add that I specifically ship more Afterdeath (this one I shipped for like, 3 years straight?). My reason for shipping it though is specifically because of their pervert x tsundere dynamic, they literally own it. I also LOVE them in CPAU, their dynamic SHINED there. Another sanscests I enjoy are Error/Ink (bc of enemies 2 lovers and opposites attract, yin yang, etc), Dream/Ink (friends2lovers), ErrorBerry (Berry literally had a crush on Error, plus they were stuck on a goddamnd void. They obviously kissed.), FluffyNight (bc they're canon and rlly cute), SciFell (bc of CPAU where Science has a crush on Fell), FatalBerry (they have potential to be fucked up and I enjoy that), etc.

Femslash (4)

 * Alphyne
 * Alphyne: They're canon. Kinda boring, but canon. I really prefer other ships more than this one. Still, I have some attachment to this ship because I was so young when I saw them kiss and that was a bit of an awakening for me. They're really cute, ESPECIALLY their dynamic <3


 * Bratcat
 * Bratcat: They're lesbians. They kinda of make me think of Boreo, and I really like Boreo, so it's a plus. In my interpretation, they're roomates who are in denial of being attracted to each other but are together 24/7 and do very much non-platonic things while thinking it's platonic. One day they'll just figure it out. Oh and I also think that Burgerpants is their gay bsf and they go on double dates with Nicepants.


 * Muffren
 * Muffren: Muffet is a lesbian. Shyren is also a lesbian. Now make them kiss. Plus, their aesthetic would be SO beautiful. Something something a water being x an earth being.


 * Tuffet
 * Tuffet: I've only started to hear about this ship recently, and I'll tell you that it opened my eyes. Toriel is so sapphic, Muffet is so lesbian, they just... Work. They're both single, share the same interest in cooking, and would look really cute together. I ship it! Hard competition with Asgoriel to be honest.

Non-binary (4)

 * Chans
 * Chans: I've only started to ship this after I left the fandom, because I was really way more self centered in Chariel and Frans. But I've started to like that they're enemies to lovers and they have a lot of tension, especially in their fight. They hatekiss, I know it.


 * Chasriel ♡
 * Chasriel: Ik this might sound surprising, I don't ship them in a fucked up way. Instead, I see Chara being a human being who did mistakes and not as the monster people think they are. I don't personally see them as siblings, instead, as secret partners who loved each other since childhood. Like, Asriel was SO in love with Chara, don't try to make me think he wasn't. I believe they were pure souls in love who lived in a bad world, and that's my interpretation of their relationship.


 * Frans ♥
 * Frans: They were my first OTP and they'll forever have a space in my heart. In part, I'm just self inserting in Frisk, but for the other, I'm really in absolute love with their relationship in ANY route. I love how Sans takes care of Frisk FIVE times during the entire game. I love how he actually thinks about Frisk as a friend since the start and even tells them that. I love how he likes hanging out with Frisk on Grillby's, and when he finds them before Hotland, he says they should hang out another day again. I love how he obviously has fun with them around. I love how he admires Frisk's strength and even uses himself as an example, that if he was them, he would have already given up - and I love how he says he's cheering for them at the end of the pacifist route when he's been known for always giving up on things before. It's a contrast, it's a side of himself that only Frisks knows how to get him to show it. In case you can't tell they literally invented love, I don't know what more to tell you.


 * RiverGaster

OMORI=

Het (2)

 * FruitBasket (Basil/Mari)
 * FruitBasket: My sole reason for shipping this was fanart I've seen from a REALLY dedicated Basil/Mari shipper and NGL, they got me BAD.


 * SunMari ♡

Slash (5)

 * Cactiflower
 * Sunflower ♥
 * Suntan
 * Sunset
 * Super Heroes

Femslash (2)

 * Kimbery
 * Maribrey
 * Maribrey: Mari is SOOO sapphic and needs a girlfriend QUICK, Aubrey is a lesbian and is just down BAD for her! They work!

Friend (2)

 * Secret Hangout
 * Sunburn
 * Sunburn: They're lesbian x gay solidarity.

Genshin Impact=

Het (15)

 * Albecrose
 * Albecrose: They're just so goddamn sweet. I like their dynamic.


 * Dioluc
 * Dioluc: It's part of the starter pack of Genshin problematic ships. I feel obliged to ship this, but in a good way.


 * IttoSara
 * IttoSara: THEY'RE JUST SO CUTEEE, Lord help me. I LOVE the dynamic of one-sided rivalry ESPECIALLY combined with the "loud x disciplined" character. They're in love, I SWEAR.


 * Jeanluc
 * Jeanluc: I like their dynamic and there's lots we can do with their characters in this ship. I like this.


 * Kaelisa
 * Kamisato Siblings
 * Kamisato Siblings: Thomato this, Thomaya that, NO! Ship the siblings. Make them kiss.


 * Kleebedo
 * Lumither ♡
 * Paither
 * Paither: Paimon often being joked as food, them being with each other 24/7, and a lot of other dialogues... I know what it's happening.


 * ScaraMona
 * Thomaya
 * Thomaya: I just like to ship what's unpopular. AKA okay, ThomaTo is popular? Okay I'll ship Thomaya instead.


 * Venbara
 * Venbara: Their dynamic is so funny. Barbara just worshipping her god while the said god is literally next to her. Other than that, I also think it'd be funny a scenario where they're dating and somehow Barbara discovers it's HIM. It'd be the greatest thing EVER.


 * VenLumi
 * Yaeyato
 * Yaeyato: I started to ship this out of spite because I always see people whining about this ship, but I really love their aesthetic now. They just look so pretty together.


 * Zhongguang ♡
 * Zhongguang: They have Celesgami vibes, and I LOVE Celesgami. No deeper reason tbh.

Slash (10)

 * Albether
 * Chennett
 * Chicer
 * Chilaether
 * Chongnett
 * Dainther
 * KaeLuc
 * KazuScara
 * KazuXiao
 * ZhongVen

Femslash (9)

 * Ayamiya
 * EiSara
 * EulaJean
 * Jeanbara ♥
 * Jeanbara: Barbara has such a crush on Jean. They're just SO cute and in my heart they're secretly together!


 * KokoSara
 * Lumicrose
 * Lumimon
 * Monafischl
 * Xiangyan

Cookie Run=

Het (4)

 * AdvenBerry
 * AlchVamp
 * Almondlatte
 * PureLily

Slash (6)

 * Clovherb ♥
 * DarkMilk
 * Espresseleine
 * LilacCream
 * PureCacao
 * SparkVamp

Femslash (6)

 * Bombs & Picnics
 * Chilirye
 * KumiLily
 * LattePuff ♥
 * PrincessLily
 * SeaFrost

Others=

Het (1)

 * RinLen
 * RinLen: Siblings and lovers. I rest my case.

Slash (2)

 * Lachambers ♥
 * Lachambers: THEM. Chris is in love with Gordie, argue with a wall. Their dynamic of "I don't think I'm worthy of much, but I love protecting you because you have such a bright future and I see potential you" (Chris) x "I know you don't see it, but if I could give you my eyes you'd see how amazing and smart you are. I love you because you make me feel like I'm better for being ME" (Gordie) is so beautiful and it's my main reason to ship it. They also literally made Byler possible, so, yeah, respect Lachambers.


 * Sontails

Femslash (3)

 * GumiMiku
 * GumiMiku: I like Gumi, I like Miku. 2+2.


 * MikuRin
 * MikuRin: They're cute. Nothing deeper than that.


 * SayoHina
 * SayoHina: I've said that before with Kemma, but I'll say it again: I love femslash twincest. I know NOTHING about them, but I still love them.

Poly (1)

 * Doki Doki Squad

NOTPs
The ones in bold are my discomforts/squick that I actively work on muting their tags and not see them in my screen, while the non-bolds are just ships I won't ship no matter what.

South Park=

Slash

 * Style
 * Style: Style? More like Zzztyle. They're so boring I'm sorry. I do love them platonically, though! They're THE besties, don't ever separate them!

Stranger Things=

Het

 * Argylen
 * Argylen: Argyle is gay, Eden is a lesbian, moving on.


 * Byleven
 * Byleven: I just can't see them in an harmonious poly relationship. Byler and Mileven are literally the opposites of each other and wouldn't work well coexisting.


 * Mileven
 * Mileven: They're so incompatible it hurts. Literally gay x lesbian dynamic, and they're bones in S5, I'm SO sure.

IT=

Slash

 * Stenbrough
 * Stenbrough: They've never even breathed in the same shot I'm crying. I really don't understand why they're that popular, if you want to ship Bill with a boy Mike is right there! But the reason why they won't do that is really obvious... I can tolerate them in Stenbroughlon, though.

Danganronpa=

Het

 * Amamatsu
 * Amamatsu: Rantaro is gay, honey.


 * Hinamiki
 * Komamiki
 * Sondam
 * Togafuka
 * Togafuka: I totally get the appeal of the ship and the dynamic, it's just not for me I think.


 * Shiromami
 * Shiromami: Same reason as Amamatsu.

Slash

 * Amaguji
 * Amaguji: I kinda see the appeal, but I don't know. I feel Rantaro/Kokichi would be a better match since they contrast more and complete each other more than two people who are similar. They're good friends in my mind.

Femslash

 * Celesgiri
 * Harumeno
 * Harumeno: I just don't see them in a romantic relationship.


 * Yonameno

Identity V=

Het

 * Aesemma
 * Aesemma: I dislike any mlw Aesop because I'm just sure he's gay. "Didn't you say that you like shipping gay characters with the opposite gender?", yes, I did, but I have my exceptions too.


 * Demisop
 * Demisop: Same reason as Aesemma.

Slash

 * Edvic
 * Edvic: They've never even talked to each other. Plus, they'd probably hate each other considering their lores. Victor deserves way better. I dislike any Victor ship that isn't with Aesop, to be honest. Lucavic is the only exception.


 * Vicdrew
 * Vicdrew: They've never even talked to each other, again. I just don't get the entire existence of this ship. I dislike any Victor ship that isn't with Aesop, to be honest. Lucavic is the only exception.

Total Drama=

Het

 * Nemma
 * Nemma: Noah is literally SO gay, I don't get why this ship had to be a thing. They threw Noah's potential IN THE TRASH and made him a simp when that was not his personality AT ALL. They did Noah SO dirty because of this ship.

Hunter x Hunter

Het

 * Killunary
 * Killunary: Killua is just so gay, I'm sorry. I also hc Canary as a lesbian. In general they're just gay x lesbian solidarity.

Slash

 * HisoKuro
 * HisoKuro: I prefer HisoIllu waaay more.

Naruto=

Het

 * NaruSaku
 * NaruSaku: Sakura always treated him like trash and he also never really loved her, it was just a childhood "crush" born of his rivalry with Sasuke. I also don't like the gross trope of "but Naruto's so nice to her, she HAS to reciprocate!"


 * SasuSaku
 * SasuSaku: They're too toxic, even for me.

Undertale=

Het

 * Soriel
 * Soriel: I dislike them especially in Reapertale. OG doesn't bother me as much, I just don't like them being a thing because I'm obviously way more into Frans. They're really just friends.

Slash

 * Fontcest
 * Fontcest: I just like Frans more. It's not a discomfort either, I just don't like them on my screen and I just see them as brotherly love.

Non-Binary

 * Charisk
 * Charisk: They're just built by fanon content or theories. Their romantic relationship doesn't really exist in canon. And, again, I like Chariel and Frans more. On another note, I really like this as family! Romantically, I can really enjoy it in KFC.

Playlist
If you can't tell by all the quotes around my page, I LOVE Melanie Martinez and I have been loving her music for years. Currently on repeat: Portals, especially Battle of the Larynx. But all of her songs - especially the ones in the scrolling box - are my favorites.