User:KaiSatouSimp

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about the coolest person alive (me)
im Matt/Felix/maybe chrys. I identify as a demiboy and aego aroace, and my pronouns are he/they/xe/it + some noun pronouns which i dont feel like listing.

"Wait Matt, tf is aego aroace???"

it's short for aegosexual and aegoromantic, which is basically IRL adult funtime and romance is cringe but shipping, fantasizing about it and reading NSFW or romantic content is cool

im autistic (diagnosed now, woooo) and i'm in the Your Turn To Die, OMORI, and TWF fandoms. though my favorite fandoms right now are Dayshift at Freddy's and specifically DaveSport (Dave Miller/Old Sport) and blueycapsules FNAF fancomic! for ships i really like bossry (henry and boseman) and jeremike! (jeremy and michael) im also a proud william afton hater 💪💪💪

my red flags ig
I KIN FELIX KRANKEN. YES I AM A COWARD WHO RUNS AWAY FROM HIS PROBLEMS AND CONVINCES HIMSELF THAT *HE* ISNT THE PROBLEM AND RUINS EVERYTHING HE HOLDS DEAR, STOP ASKING /lh

i have been hyperfixated on jelix for the past 5 months!!! i just loOoOOove jelix. /sar (i hate jelix so much why am i still hyperfixated on it)

...for more information go to willwoodandthetapeworms.com you can follow us at @tapewormsmusic or @tapewormsmusic on twitter or instagram- /ref

ships!!!
(bold are my otps, italics are my hyperfixations and both is..both)

Your Turn To Die:

 * Keikai
 * Ryojoesara
 * Kurusaka
 * High School Sweethearts
 * Naoreko
 * Qmai
 * Dreamori 🥺🥺🥺(joke ship between dream and sou hiyori)

Danganronpa: (no longer in fandom)

 * Saimota
 * Soapies
 * Naekusaba

The Walten Files:

 * Jophie
 * Susan x Linda (crack ship)
 * me x brian stells 🥰 /j

Blueycapsules (a FNAF fancomic)

 * Jeremike
 * me x boss boseman /j
 * Bossry (henry emily x boss boseman)
 * Randie x Joan
 * Jeremy x Michael x Yoaj
 * william afton x dying.
 * all of the afton kids x a happy life
 * philip guy x happiness. please the poor man has been through enough

Other fandoms (fandoms that i dont have enough ships to make up their own section)
(disclaimer: Dayshift at Freddy's has a lot of NSFW jokes, scenes, and dialogue. keep that in mind before going to play it)
 * Suntan (OMORI)
 * HeroMari (OMORI)
 * DaveSport (Dayshift at Freddy's)
 * steven stevenson x me /j (Dayshift at Freddy's)
 * Wilry /hj (Five Night's at Freddy's)
 * Rangingi (Dialtown)
 * ME X TICKET JERRY FROM DIALTOWN (real) (canon) (im actually ticket jerry's husband real)