Stolitz

Stolitz is the het ship between Blitzo and Stolas from the Helluva Boss fandom.

Canon
Blitzo has an interesting and complicated relationship with Stolas, ranging from begrudging affection to avoiding him all together; in order to borrow his grimoire for opening portals to Earth, Blitzo agreed to have regular sex with Stolas. Ever since then, Stolas has been romantically attracted to Blitzo but the feeling has not been mutual. Stolas has only called him to order an assassination once that we've seen, almost every other time their phone calls are shown, it's been simply to grab his attention. Even in that one business call, while informing him about the target, Stolas begins to talk extremely dirty to Blitzo, causing the latter to destroy his cell phone and feed it to Loona. Despite his reluctance to treat with Stolas, he is obliged to gratify his sexual desires, as his entire company stands solely on the fact they can use Stolas' grimoire to access the living world. In "Murder Family" he agrees to join Stolas for a monthly sexual encounter in order to keep the book but leaves the phone behind while Stolas continues to talk dirty. It is implied that Stolas knew Blitzo was in danger since he was able to see Blitz in one of the bubbles from his bath but chose to ignore it and popped the bubble and used Blitz's problem to get him to accept the deal. It is also implied Stolas might have personally gone to his office several times, as one of the emergency buttons Blitzo has under his desk lights up an icon on Loona's desk labeled simply "Stolas" In "Loo Loo Land" upon receiving a call from Stolas, Blitzo immediately tells him he is not going to have sex with him. until Stolas revealed that he wanted to hire him, Moxxie and Millie as bodyguards for him and his daughter to go to Loo Loo Land. He ends up smashing his phone by accident after talking with Stolas, although that may have been from excitement upon receiving a job. Blitz repeatedly warned Stolas that he better kept things professional since he was only there for work and nothing else but Stolas just flirted with him instead and pretended to be in danger only to keep him close (the only reason he hired I.M.P in the first place since Stolas is perfectly capable of defending himself against petty thieves). In "The Harvest Moon Festival" it shows that despite being annoyed at his lust for him, Blitzo admits that he doesn't really fuss on having sex with Stolas. When Millie refers to Stolas as "her boss's boyfriend", Blitzo is shown to be rather flushed at explaining that he only has sex with him for business reasons. When he stumbled upon Striker preparing to kill Stolas, Blitzo hesitated on fighting Striker, but did after Moxxie stumbled upon them. However, it is unknown if Blitzo was actually concerned for Stolas' life or if he was only saving Stolas because he would lose access to Stolas' book if the latter was killed. It is presumed that as a result of the hallucination trip he experienced in "Truth Seekers" and Stolas saving him from D.H.O.R.K.S., it is possible that Blitzo may no longer be as averse to showing affection to Stolas; he also notably kissed him in the presence of his coworkers, something he would have likely refused to do in the past. Blitzo was also amazed on Stolas’s powers when Stolas saved him and the I.M.P from Agents One and Two. During his own hallucination trip, an illusionary Stolas comforts Blitzo on his fear of being alone affecting every relationship he ever had, and caused him to push away any intimacy and affection shown to him, including the real Stolas. This implies that Blitzo may feel or care about Stolas to a degree, but he is quick to pushes away these accusations. However, his relationship with Stolas took a serious hit in "Ozzie's", where, during his attempt to stalk Moxxie and Millie on their anniversary, Blitzo was forced to invite Stolas as his date to get into the club they had reservations to. The process continued to worsen when Asmodeus, Fizzarolli, and Verosika (Blitzo’s ex), began to mock Blitzo through song for his inability to keep a stable relationship, shocking Stolas, although he seemed more concerned for Blitzo than he was embarrassed. Blitzo was especially embarrassed when Verosika recounted their history in front of Stolas. Meanwhile, Stolas' affair with Blitzo was revealed, and both Asmodeus and Fizzarolli accuse Stolas of throwing away his status for his lust, much to Blitzo's shame and Stolas' dismay. When Blitzo drove Stolas home, he refused the latter's offer to stay longer and simply enjoy the other’s company; to further add salt to the wound, he commented on why Stolas ever thought their relationship would expand beyond Stolas just wanting to have sex with him. While this clearly hurt the Goetia Prince’s feelings, Blitzo did seem to show some remorse by apologizing and saying he just was not in the mood. When Blitzo returns home, it is revealed he has a few photos of Stolas saved on his phone, hinting he may hold some actual fondness of him; this also implies that he may still be pushing Stolas away from him, as shown by his insecurities being addressed in the last episode.