Kyman/Quotes

Season 1

 * Stan – “Mom and dad are home. My house is a disaster! Y-you guys gotta help me.”
 * Cartman – “I ain't helping crap. I wanna eat some pie.”
 * Stan – “You can't just leave me here alone!”
 * Cartman – “Oh yeah? Watch me.”
 * Kyle – “Yeah, Stan. We have to go find out if Cartman's pig is pregnant or not. See ya!”
 * — 1x05, 'An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig'

Season 14
"You saved my life, Kyle. Deep down inside you're a monster. (pinches his cheek) But you're my little monster!"

- Cartman to Kyle, 14x09 'It's a Jersey Thing'