JoanFK

JoanFK is the het ship between JFK and Joan of Arc from the Clone High fandom.

Season 1
ESCAPE TO BEER MOUNTAIN: A ROPE OF SAND

JFK comes over to hand Joan a beer after being dumped by Cleopatra so she can date Abe instead. The two drink the non-alcoholic beer together and JFK asks if Joan is drunk enough to sleep with him yet. She kicks him in the head and he falls over before getting back up and telling her that she didn't answer the question.

EPISODE TWO: ELECTION BLU-GALOO

When Abe begins leading the polls in the school's student body president election against JFK, he begins spending more time with Cleo. Joan is jealous and comes to JFK's house as a result. She tells him that she wants to partner with him to manage his campaign to help him beat Abe in the polls. He thinks that she's just there to sleep with him and proposes different things regarding sex. She slaps him in the face and he backs off of the subject, but agrees to have her manage his campaign. She helps him create a commercial actively trashing Abe as a person so that the students will vote for JFK instead, and he directly thanks her at the end of the commercial for her help.

HOMECOMING: A SHOT IN D'ARC

Joan dresses as a man named John D'Arc to get onto the boy's basketball team at Clone High to help Abe, the captain, beat the school's rival, GESHH. As John, JFK sees her from behind at the practice and says that his female senses are tingling. However, when he goes to talk to her, he finds that he is John, and he gets confused about his sexuality. He leaves awkwardly and Joan says nothing. Later, at the boy's locker room, Abe starts getting upset with Joan for supposedly trying to steal Cleo from Abe. Joan assures him that she's not interested in Cleo, and Abe begins arguing with her as JFK steps in to say that Abe's yelling is no way to treat a member of the team. He then says that Joan's skin is silky and thighs are milky before freaking out again and running off. At home after practice, JFK asks his gay foster dads if he can watch Will and Grace with them. They ask why, since he usually watches SportsCenter in his room. He says that he is considering "switching channels," coded language for thinking that he may be gay after being attracted to Joan as John. His fathers console him about it and they all watch the show together.

At another practice, Joan is using a weight machine and grunting and moaning. JFK hears this and is shocked. He tells the wider team that they will now share stories of sexual conquest, and he requests that Joan start. She makes up a lie that appeases the group, including JFK. Abe butts in to argue with Joan about Cleo being more interested in Joan than Abe, which ends in Principal Scudworth making Joan captain over Abe because she plays better than him. Abe walks out angrily and JFK comes up to Joan to ask her to pass him the ball more because he's "open for anything," more coded language about him potentially being gay. Joan's eyes widen as he whispers this to her.

At the official game against GESHH, Clone High is losing because Joan insists on passing the ball to Abe, who always misses. When Scudworth steps in to try to make Joan shoot the free-throws, she takes off her John D'Arc disguise to reveal her true self. JFK is somewhat relieved that he was really interested in Joan, a woman, instead of a man. He excitedly says goodbye to continuing to watch Will and Grace with his foster fathers.

Fanon
This ship is commonly paired with Arcoln, JFCleo, and LinCleo due to the love triangle with Abe, Joan and JFK in Season 2 and Abe, Cleo and Joan in Season 1. Joan seems almost entirely uninterested in JFK until the end of the first season, when she only sleeps with JFK to make Abe jealous. When unfrozen in Season 2, however, she then dates JFK and Abe is now pining for Joan while she is uninterested, mirroring the pining of Joan for Abe in Season 1. JoanFK is the most popular ship on the Clone High AO3 tag, and is the most popular ship for both JFK and Joan of Arc character tags on AO3.

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