Shittnay

Shittnay is the femslash ship between Brittnay Matthews and Shay Van Buren from The Most Popular Girls in School fandom.

Canon
Shay and Brittnay used to be childhood friends from elementary school before becoming enemies.

Season 4
VAN BUREN FAMILY REUNION

After breaking into Mackenzie's computer, Brittnay returns to Shay's place. Shay asks how it went, and Brittnay says it was more disturbing than she planned but got the video. Shay's ready to see what's on it, shocking Britt that she doesn't know what's on it. Shay doesn't, but does know that it's pretty bad, but could never get on it since she never knew Mackenzie's password. She asks what it is and Brittnay says "fuck you Shay". Shay's offended that Britt won't tell her, but Brittnay says that that's the password. Shay says that the lack of numbers isn't safe and plays the video, which turns out to be of Mackenzie having sex with balloons that have Edward and Jacob from Twilight's faces on them. Shay asks why Mackenzie would keep the video, and Brittnay decides that it's gods way of giving them a gift after fucking them over for so long. She wants to upload it to youtube, but Shay wants to air it at Tanner's end of the year party so they can watch Mackenzie's reputation get ruined. Britt's fine with that, and asks how Shay even found out about the video. Shay explains that she got her sister to bribe Mackenzie's sister with smelly markers.

Brittnay asks what the noise downstairs is and Shay says it's the Van Buren family reunion. She suggest Brittnay come meet everyone, but Brittnay would much rather not. However, Shay just drags her downstairs anyways. Shay introduces Brittnay to everyone, calling her an honorary/temporary Van Buren cousin, and they give her the classic Van Buren "Hiiiiiiiiiii". Brittnay says that there's an army, and Shay agrees that they have a pretty big family. Shay's mom comes over to welcome Shay's friend, but Shay says that she and Britt are just doing an enemy of my enemy thing.

Cameron returns home and is pretty pissed to find that Brittnay is there. Shay had gotten drunk and says that they're on the same side, calling the two of the "Team Shittnay". Britt says that they're not called that, which Shay is cool with as she leans herself against Britt to stay standing.

Fanon
The ship is an overall rarepair in the MPGiS fandom. Interest in this ship peaked during Season 4 after a drunk Shay calls her new alliance with Brittnay "Shittnay". Creating a pairing name for the ship. There are currently 0 works on AO3.

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