Noze

Noze is the het ship between Jennifer "Moze" Mosely and Ned Bigby from the Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide fandom.

Canon
Moze and Ned met as children and became best friends, along with another child Simon Nelson Cook "Cookie".

Season 1
As the trio enter in the second year of middle school, Ned and Cookie are happy to see Moze and assume they will be taking the same electives. However, Moze decides to enroll in the cooking class, wanting to make female friends. Ned and Cookie pretend to accept her decision, but then move on to cooking class.

To throw them off Moze pretends to want to do the carpentry course, but Cookie being a good hacker when he discovers that Moze has deceived them transfers him and Ned to the life sciences course, putting her in carpentry.

This derails both of their goals, as Moze is the only girl in class, but she doesn't mind, as she discovers that she enjoys woodworking. Despite the incident, the two speak at the end of the day and Ned says he is sure that his friendship with Moze will survive.

When he sees Moze's locker, she asks him what he thinks of the decorations and Ned realizes right away, that he hasn't decorated the locker the way she likes it, but in a way he thinks will draw the other girls to approach her. But when they find out that Suzie Crebgrass has made a nicer locker, Moze competes with her, and Ned seems concerned. He too has locker issues and confides in Moze. Later the boy tells his friend that she can't beat Suzie, but she can. Ned then reminds her that she wanted to befriend not beat Suzie and she admits she has lost her sense of proportion. Eventually her beautiful locker breaks, but Ned is certain Moze will get away with it and she succeeds. Some bullies take over the girls' bathroom and Moze asks Ned for advice (Ned and his friends write a guide on how to survive in school). Discovering that girls use the bathroom to say what they think of boys by writing messages on doors, Ned agrees to help Moze, on the condition that she find out what is being said about him. She doesn't want to because she is sure that her friend will be disappointed, but in the end she is convinced. Later the two work together with the janitor Gordy, to get Simon out of the girls' bathroom he entered by mistake. In the end as Moze predicted, Ned is disappointed. When it comes to choosing a project partner, Moze chooses Seth Powers, a handsome and athletic idiot who will make her do everything by herself. Later Billy Loomer a bully who has a crush on Moze, blackmails Cookie and Ned to push her to be her project partner, but she doesn't want to. Eventually Seth changes partners and then Moze agrees to help her friends. When Ned and Cookie are wrongfully grounded, Moze decides to follow them to protect them due to their fear. Given Ned's fear, the girl tries to cheer him up and then they go to ask a teacher for advice. When Moze tries to join the cheerleaders to beat Suzie, Ned talks her out of it so he doesn't have to deal with a tough teammate and coach. Moze tries out for three different sports and asks Ned for help, but Ned gets angry as he hopes to get drafted for the basketball team and is trying to look taller. In the end Ned is not chosen, but despite everything he doesn't mind that much, even if Jennifer would have consoled him in that case. She's still glad she doesn't have to. Ned develops a crush on Suzie and asks Moze to help him find out if she reciprocates. She doesn't like Suzie, but if he doesn't help him it's only because she too has heart problems. Moze tries to keep up with the matter anyway and later asks Ned to help her decline an invitation. Since Ned can't get Suzie to a dance, she tries to get him to have fun anyway. Word spreads at school that Ned likes Moze and when she hears it, she is shocked. Ned is her best friend, so she doesn't want to hurt him, but she doesn't know how to act. Moze then asks Cookie to talk to him, but Ned falls from the clouds and immediately explains to his friend how things are and immediately goes looking for Moze to explain it to her too, despite the fact that he was doing something else saying that for him Moze is more important. After a while Ned is able to talk to her and explain the truth and Moze is relieved.

Since she can't smile, Moze doesn't want to have her picture taken at school, but Ned convinces her and offers to help. He also compliments her on her beauty, but quickly retracts the compliment and even Moze seems a little perturbed. Since the talent show of the school organized by Professor Right is too boring, Ned and his friends organize an alternative one and he entrusts the opening number to Moze. She does not feel able, but she does not want to participate in the show directed by her friend, so she in the end she decides to show her talent of her as a carpenter. Three girls candidate Ned for the presidency of the institute and although he is not interested, Moze and cookies convince him to try, since he has good ideas. Later Ned cannot access the computer room because of Jennifer, but instead of arguing with her he decides to collaborate and also tries to cheer her on.

Ned later tries to stop Moze from hooking up with a bully she thinks shares his interests, but when she tries anyway, he promises to support her if needed (though later says he hopes he doesn't have to). During martial arts class, Ned is beaten by Moze and is teased about it. He then decides to beat her in the next class, but loses again. Moze would take a beating, but Ned's anger is over and they use the same gambit to take down bullies. Moze is surprised when she learns that Ned and Simon think she is a bully and signs up for a program used to get students to talk to each other in order to stop the bullying. Moze then inquires if Ned has managed to invite Suzie to a party and when she finds out he hasn't she tells him to hurry up and tries to stop him from panicking and he tries to make her understand that she is acting ridiculous because of a boil that came out on her face.

Season 2
When the new semester begins, Moze makes it a goal to spend less time with Cookie and Ned, which slightly offends the latter. The girl is then surprised when she discovers that her friend has never given a kiss, and when he mentions one that she gave him at the age of five, she replies that it doesn't apply. Suzie has set up with Billy Loomer, which annoys Ned who is in love with Suzie and Moze, because she would like to be friends with him, but she thinks only of Billy. The two then decide to try to break them up, pretending to be together, since Billy has a crush on Moze, but they fail to pretend.

This time Moze would like to take optional classes with Cookie and Ned, but the three can't agree on what to attend. They try various subjects, but none fits all three and in the end Moze goes back to doing carpentry on her own, while Ned and Cookie choose in turn to retake the same class from last semester. When Billy Loomer faces expulsion for something he didn't do, Ned and Cookie initially don't care, but Moze doesn't approve of this injustice and convinces them to help him. Moze is later blamed, but Ned defends her.

Some time later Moze and Ned make a bet that due to his bad habit of putting everything off indefinitely, Ned won't be able to do a homework, but he succeeds with the help of Mr. Wright and gloats about winning the bet. When anatomy class comes Ned and Moze were overjoyed, but when Suzie objects he does so too to please her which Moze does not approve of and is disappointed. Eventually Ned proposes to do a virtual vivisection and does it with Moze, saving the day. Eventually Ned proposes to do a virtual vivisection and does it with Moze, saving the day. When he learns that her third grade boyfriend pretended to be interested in Moze to make her ex jealous, Ned consoles her by saying that anyone should be happy dating her. On Valentine's Day, Moze helps Ned prepare a card for Suzie; at first he doesn't want her to read what she wrote, but she convinces him.

Fanon
Noze is the most popular ship in Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide fandom.

Fandom

 * FAN FICTION
 * Moze/Ned tag on Fanfiction.net