Stolitzarozzie

Stolitzarozzie is the poly ship between Stolas, Blitzo, Fizarroli and Asmodeus from the Helluva Boss fandom.

Ozzie's
''In S1: episode 7 - FINALE - OZZIE'S Millie and Moxxie are celebrating their 1 year anniversary by going to dinner at the biggest club in Lust, Ozzie's, owned by the sin of Lust Asmodeus. Blitzo is excited to come along to 'celebrate their boring monogamy' but the couple are adamant about him not coming along, and that it is strictly for them. However Blitzo doesn't take no for an answer and as the evening rolls around Blitzo follows them to the elevator 666 where they're taken down to Lust.''

''However when he tries coming in, the bouncer rejects, telling him it's couples only. Blitzo tries telling him he's with Moxxie and Millie, and even tries flirting with the bouncer but nothing helps and he's thrown out. As a last ditch effort he calls Stolas, who opposite to Blitzo is extremely excited about the date. Now officially having a date, Blitzo gets in.''

''While Stolas makes a genuine effort to have fun at the date, Blitzo is spying on Millie and Moxxie the entire time. And only really tries with the conversation when Stolas asks him about his most recent hit- at which point Stolas is already a nervous wreck.''

''It's when Stolas asks him why Blitzo asked him out after all this time that Blitzo hesitates, but luckily for him - and less fortunately for Stolas - he doesn't quite need to explain, as before he can come up with an excuse through the speakers sounds Fizzarolli, announcing the true start of the evening. Which Blitzo isn't quite happy about, and when Asmodeus is mentioned, Stolas doesn't really seem comfortable anymore either.''

''After a small bit - where he talks about the events of 'Loo Loo land' (S1 : ep2) - Fizzarolli announces that Moxxie will be performing (with no creative stage name whatsoever). Moxxie talks about his anniversary with Millie, then sings a love song for her. Which considering the club is all about Lust, the owner of the club - who is revealed to be King Asmodeus, the sin of lust - isn't all too thrilled. And together with Fizzarolli, he interrupts Moxxie. Encouraging him to sing about something sexual instead.''

When Moxxie retries but then is denied again due to being to vanilla, Blitzo jumps to his defense."'Hey now! I've watched those two pork many times. And honestly they make missionary look relatively exciting!' - Blitzo"''Fizzarolli quickly jumps target, mocking Blitzo for his love life. When Verosika Mayday - Blitzo's ex - also jumps in to help mock Blitzo, talking (read ; singing) about their failed relationship and how Blitzo hurt her. When suddenly Asmodeus notices just who is Blitzo's date. The new target becomes Stolas who is ridiculed for sleeping together with Blitzo, an imp who due to his species is the lowest rank in Hell. However while everyone is ridiculing Stolas, it actually seems Asmodeus is praising him for his lustful andevours. Though nevertheless, Stolas quickly hides his face behind his menu, hurt, embarrased and guilty (upon seeing the apparition of his daughter)."'You sold your life for a thrust! Now that's the spirit of lust!' - Asmodeus"Upon the last note, Millie knocks out Fizzarolli, which greatly disturbs Asmodeus. Moxxie is able to finish his love song - And even Asmodeus and Fizzarolli are slightly moved by the sentiment, but kick out Millie and Moxxie eitherway because it was just not the time and place for a love song. Upon the applause, Stolas reaches to hold Blitzo's hand. However Blitzo is deeply hurt and pulls his hand away, suggesting they leave.''

Oops
''While on his way to the rehearsals, Fizzarolli comes across Blitzo - who got thrown out of a coffee shop for apparantly insulting a barista - and the two can't help but start fighting. Insulting eachother as Fizzarolli says they've seen each other again one too many times, and Blitzo argues back that this is the second time they've seen each other in 15 years. He proceeds with insulting Fizzarolli on his fame, saying he gets everything handed to him. Fizzarolli gets angry at the indirect insult to his lover, before one of his queives comes to him to calm him down. Fizzarolli retorts that it's the result of his resilience and talent and mentions his broken horns how they always were bigger then his. Which Blitzo gets angry about and attacks him for.''

We cut to ''Crimson and Striker meeting with each other, Crimson hiring Striker for an assasination job. Crimson tells Striker he'll hire him if he can deliver something of value, at which point Striker notices the fight going on just outside the window. He opens said window and lasso's Blitzo and Fizzarolli together and then inside, at which Crimson immediately hires him."'For the record, we are not friends.' - Fizzarolli"Asmodeus is shown going through his work day in the factory, shown designs for vibrators and testing new ones. When the new vibrator blows up, Asmodeus groans tiredly which serves as the transition to his office, where he's awaiting the arrival of Stolas. Stolas is anxiously sat outside Asmodeus' door, and as the clock strikes noon, Asmodeus opens the door for him."'Stolas! Hey there birdy babe. Haven't seen you since you crashed my club, how you been?' - Asmodeus"The two discuss Stolas' relationship with Blitzo. Stolas tells Asmodeus he's fallen in love and how he isn't sure the feeling is mutual. Asmodeus reinforces that if Stolas was looking for a love potion he came to the wrong person as Asmodeus says lust (and love) should never be about force. Stolas responds that that isn't at all what he's here for, and explains Blitzo's business for which he needs Stolas' grimoire. However, Stolas wants to end the deal, and asks Asmodeus if he can have an asmodean crystal, to give to Blitzo instead to end their transaction and show his love is true.''

''Asmodeus says that if he could, he would. But unfortunately his (business, as he states) partner, Fizzarolli, hates Blitzo. Stolas is confused about this, but Asmodeus says it isn't his story to tell. Stolas doesn't fight this, although he is very obviously dissapointed.''

''Asmodeus then receives a message from Fizzarolli, and happily opens it, it turns out to be a video which he's rather excited about seeing as Stolas prepares to leave. However, the video is not at all what he expected, as instead of Fizzarolli, Crimson appears on the screen. Crimson explains how he's holding Fizzarolli hostage and that if he wants to see Fizzarolli back alive he'll give him exactly what he wants and that his lawyers will be over shortly. Despite his anger, Asmodeus complies. Stolas is concerned and offers his help off-screen''

''Blitzo and Fizzarolli are together, Blitzo tied up with rope and Fizzarolli with tape, lifted up in a cage in the air. The two argue and the subject of Asmodeus and Fizzarolli comes up, Blitzo insinuating his dislike of Hell's royalty. Fizzarolli retorts, saying that Blitzo's tastes have also gotten more 'regal', referring to Stolas. Blitzo quickly becomes defensive, saying their relationship is all about sex and nothing else. Fizzarolli asks him why he was at Ozzie's if it wasn't romantic, which Blitzo deflects. Fizzarolli mentions he doesn't actually care, but Blitzo starts ranting."'And THEN! He'll call me and try and see how my day was and he'll pretend to care about me, and comment on my photos and.. laugh at my jokes!' - Blitzo"Fizzarolli mocks him a bit, saying that obviously means it's all bullshit and Stolas doesn't feel anything, but Blitzo doesn't notice the sarcasm, taking the comment seriously at which Fizzarolli just rolls his eyes in exasperation. Fizzarolli mentions how it sounds Blitzo just hates him for being royal, as he says no one would pretend to care that much for 'a cheap lay'.''

''The two argue about it for a little longer before Striker interrupts, saying that he considers the both of them traitors to their kind for mingling with royalty, But that he has more respect for Blitzo as he only sleeps with Stolas instead of being his 'lap dog'. Fizzarolli quickly defends, saying that if either of them consider themselves above anyone then they are no better then any royal, which annoys Striker as he grabs Fizzarolli by the neck and threatens him, which worries Blitzo. Crimson interrupts, saying that he tasked Striker with watching them, not fucking them.''

''The scene cuts to Asmodeus' office, where he's groaning in annoyance. Wanting desperately to sign the contract to free Fizzarolli as the wait is killing him. However, Stolas says that he needs to know the content of the contract, as a contract with a sin like Asmodeus is everlastingly binding and can be dangerous. Stolas offers to read through it, as he's a fast reader. He quickly reads through it, then tells Asmodeus the content of the contract. Which happens to be that Crimson gets all of Ozzie's factory assets, and permission to use Fizzarolli's head as a wall decoration, which Asmodeus rightfully freaks out at. Crimson's lawyer quickly reassures that he was just making sure they were paying attention, and hands them the real contract. At which Stolas is quite excited, and Asmodeus more exhausted."'Oooh! This will be fun, i love words.' - Stolas"The scene cuts again to Blitzo and Fizzarolli, Fizzarolli struggling against the tape and trying to get it off, as Blitzo just watches him, annoyed. Blitzo comments that Fizzarolli is really bad at getting free, and Fizzarolli retorts by saying that he's a jester and not an escape artist. His robotic limbs glitch, which causes him to launch himself into the ceiling of the cage mid-sentence. When he drops, he tears up, saying he wants to go home. Blitzo all too smugly offers to get him out, which Fizzarolli says yes to. Blitzo stands up, revealing he hand a knife tied to his shoe the entire time, which he uses to get the two out of their restraints.''

''Blitzo makes up a plan to get them out of the cage, which Fizzarolli is incredibly skeptical about when his offer to press the button to get them down with his exstandable limbs is rejected. Instead, Blitzo starts shaking the cage, which hits a box and sets off a chain of events which finally leads to a small ball dropping on the 'down' button. Fizzarolli comments that that definitely helped, as the cage doesn't go down. However the cage quickly drops, breaking apart among impact as Blitzo dusts off, Fizzarolli quickly callling him a show-off.''

''Right then Crimson walks back in to the room, ordering his mafia members to catch them. A fight ensues, in which it's shown how bad Fizzarolli is at combat, which Blitzo comments on. Fizzarolli responds by telling him he's a performer.''

"I'm a performer! i sing, i dance, i promote products i don't actually use. I don't do danger!" - Fizzarolli

''Blitzo says it's good to know he's still a wimpy circus puss, and Fizzarolli says he'd give a comeback, but that'd imply he'd give a shit what Blitzo thinks. And Blitzo responds by saying he always cared what he thought. This annoys Fizzarolli - who says that he couldn't care less after what Blitzo did to him. Blitzo says what happened was an accident, which Fizzarolli doesn't believe.''

''This gives us a flashback, where we're shown what happened. The two still with the circus as they were teenagers. As Fizzarolli tells Blitzo he looked up to him, we're shown Fizzarolli's birthday, where it seems from his perspective as if Blitzo set the tent on fire out of jealousy, which ended up causing fireworks to blow up in Fizzarolli's face, causing his facial burn and him losing his arms and legs. And we're shown Fizzarolli thought Blitzo didn't care, as the flashback shows Blitzo running away when Fizzarolli reaches out to him for help.''

''Blitzo quickly follows up, saying that he did care. And that what happened was an accident. We're shown the flashback from Blitzo's perspective. He was preparing to confess his love, but got upset and turned away, pushing the boy with the birthday cake which caused the tent to catch fire from the candles. We're shown Blitzo actually told people to get Fizzarolli, as he was seriously injured, however Blitzo mentions Fizzarolli had no idea what he lost in the fire, and we're shown a photo of Blitzo's mom on the ground during the fire, burning.''

Fizzarolli asks why Blitzo never came to him to explain what really happened, ''and Blitzo explains that he did but he was always told that Fizzarolli didn't want to see him. Fizzarolli says he never told anyone that, but Blitzo doesn't believe in. Fizzarolli reinforces his point by saying that no one ever told him that Blitzo came, and the two realize that they were being kept apart.''

They're interrupted by one of the mafia members, Fizzarolli quickly scolding them to say they're trying to have an emotional moment.

''The scene cuts back to Asmodeus' office, where Stolas just finished reading the actual contract and states it's contents. Which allows Crimson some ownership of the factory located in the Greed ring while ensuring the safe return of Fizzarolli. The lawyer says he needs to quickly reread the contract, which angers Asmodeus. The lawyer retorting that yelling won't make him read faster.''

''Again the scene cuts to Fizzarolli sayin that misunderstanding or no, he's still hurt and it's hard to forgive Blitzo. But that Blitzo didn't ruin his life, which Blitzo questions. Fizzarolli tells him it was painful and difficult, but that he isn't broken. And that he found someone who understands. And his life has been pretty great. Blitzo takes the oppurtunity to tease Fizzarolli about his relationship with Asmodeus and Fizzarolli admits it is pretty great though he quickly tries hiding the romance aspect, talking about how good of a gig it is and Asmodeus' skills in bed."'And he's got the BIGGEST cock! You know? Like MASSIVE. I mean imagine like the biggest just a giant, huge, like a kaiju but it's a cock! You know what i mean? It's big, it's huge!' - Fizzarolli"Blitzo interrupts him, telling him he's happy. However, the moment is interrupted as they get cornered by Crimson, Striker and Crimson's mafia. Blitzo quickly asks Fizzarolli to distract them like he used to distract Blitzo's dad so he can bust them out. Fizzarolli is all to happy to do this as Blitzo sneaks off to enact his plan.''

''Blitzo blows up the window with some dynamite he found, and with the help of Fizzarolli's limbs they jump out of the building right before it collapses. The two run off and escape, complimenting each other's skills with Fizzarolli's performance and Blitzo's escape. They spot a car, which Blitzo gets functional enough for them to use, but before Fizzarolli gets in, he's grabbed by a lasso. Striker had escaped the collapsed building, now with a gun to Fizzarolli's face. Striker tells Blitzo how tired he is of losing fights.''

''Blitzo spots gasoline next to Striker and Fizzarolli, which he points his gun at and shoots, causing it to blow up. Striker manages to escape, but Fizzarolli is terrified as he's surrounded by the explosions fire. Blitzo quickly comes to his aid, using his acrobatic skills to get to Fizzarolli and pulling him up to safety, where Fizzarolli ridicules him for blowing him up again. But Blitzo says that this time he stuck around. Fizzarolli responds with hugging him, both happy to have each other again."'Woooullld ittt.. fuck up the moment if we made out right now?' - Blitzo."The scene cuts again to Asmodeus' office. Where the lawyer is still reading the contract, Asmodeus is enraged and by this point even Stolas has fallen asleep. Right as Asmodeus reaches to threaten the lawyer, the doors open and in comes Fizz, battered and wounded. Asmodeus and Fizzarolli quickly embrace each other, tearing up as they're finally reunited. Stolas watches them for a little bit before grabbing his things, watching the lawyer panic and clean up before making his exist."'Hmm... Get fucked, little one.' - Stolas"Both Fizzarolli and Asmodeus eagerly take care of the lawyer, both mad. The scene cuts one final time as the two come out of the office, nuzzling as they walk through the halls so Asmodeus can help clean up Fizzarolli and fix his glitched limbs. The two talk about their day as Asmodeus get everything to help Fizzarolli, when Asmodeus mentions Stolas coming for a crystal for Blitzo but him not giving it because Fizzarolli hated Blitzo. Fizzarolli quickly tells him to give Stolas the crystal and Asmodeus complies. The two walk off to spend the night together when Fizzarolli is all fixed up.''"'Meow, meow, cuddle meow.' - Fizzarolli"

Fanon
Within canon this ship contains the canon ship Fizzarozzie and the semi-canon ship Stolitz, besides the fanon ships including these four characters. Many found that these four together in a poly ship would work well together too. This ship is still incredibly niche, however it's growing in it's popularity. It started gaining popularity after the release of the episode 'Oops' (Season 2, episode 6) Though it already started after the release of 'Ozzie's'.

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