User blog:Huntingolives/OliveBlog 1

Hai Olive here. Before you get upsetty spaghetti yes this is shipping related. It has shipping in it since I'll be posting head canons and ship of the day things here. There will also be other things but the post will have shipping related things I assure you. Anyways listeners let's see what I have in store for you.

-Story Time (could or could not be shipping related)

-Some Pick Up Lines and Jokes cause I'm a funny person. I'd say the same for my brother but he's just funny looking. (Sometimes shipping related sometimes not)

-Word of Advise (could have shipping or not)

-Litte Events (Again it could have shipping in it but at times it might not)

-Fic Recs (Yes this will def have shipping content and it's gonna be juicy. Hence why this is shipping related)

-Character of the day (Eh probs wont have shipping content in this section)

-Ship of the Day ( Ofc this section will be filled with ship

-Song of the day ( might not have shipping content but maybe)

-Requests (Shipping will most likely end up on this section)

-Shout Outs (Probably no shipping in this part)

-Spoils (Yea probs some shipping in here)

Intro and Outro (Probs no shipping in this part)

-Headcanons ( Yes yes yes much shipping in here)

Just a little explanation on why this is shipping related lol. This is also a blog made for informative and comedic purposes. I don’t think anyone could get offended but uh if your easily offended then your not in the right spot.

Story Of The Day (This section isn't shipping related this time but in future posts it will probs get some shipping content.)

For my first blog post I decided on one of my all time favorite stories. Yes this is completely true trust me. Yes I was dumb. Yes you totally should not do this. Unless you get parental permission. If you get parental permission please switch parents.

Some family details before we begin. My fam is pretty Christian ok? Now I don’t wanna brag but I know absolutely nothing about the Bible. I know it got pretty metal and people got stoned. Jesus looks a bit like a stoner. I’m going to hell aren’t I?

Moving on So my aunt is like Yay Participation. She put me in so many sports camps I now know that duck does not mean that a aquatic bird is nearby. It means your about to get dunked on and you better pray. As I’ve stated before Jesus and I are fam not bro so the concussions are real.

Anyways she thinks Bible camp is a great idea. Anyways skipping the details that I can’t remember. At the end of camp they hold a celebration. They hold this celebration because everyone’s happy that they can leave. Besides that one kid in polo shirts who breathes Bible. Anyways they usually have a theme for Bible camp celebration. The theme was “crazy.” I’m going to stop here and reflect on my life and what it could’ve been if I didn’t attend “crazy day.” This is why I cry myself to sleep ok?

Anyways at crazy day they gave all these cool booths. As a child you have a system go to whatever is big and shiny. Well I couldn’t find anything shiny so I settled for the booth with the biggest line. Thinking that this is a smart decision.

It is not I assure you.

As a child I was very trusting of people older than me. Older people could tell me that staring at the sun is fine and I’d watch the sun all day. Anyways there are these two girls in front of me and they are older. Yes you see where I’m going with this don’t you? Anyways the girls say they are putting whipped cream on your heads and it’s tasty. So of course I’m like.

Yeaaaaa I want whipped cream.

As a child I should have payed more attention. I really should have. Cause then maybe I would have heard that they ran out of whipped cream. Then maybe I would have heard they were replacing it with shaving cream. You see where this is going.

Anyways I’m at the front of the line and this guy puts the “whipped cream” on my head, and not to disappoint I grab a fistful and shove it in my mouth. I don’t know what is going on in the guys head (guy who put shaving cream on my head. A terrible decision really) but god do I want to.

“What the? Did that kid just”

“Are kids allergic to shaving cream?”

“Is it high”

“Jesus your child needs enlightenment.”

Now you ask.

“Olive what does shaving cream taste like?”

It tastes like dude. I cannot put it in to simpler terms. You know how old spice smells? That’s how it tastes. So the guy is staring at me; mortified.So I realize what I have to do.

S w a l l o w I t.

Yes I swallowed it while maintains eye contact with this guy. Then I left. Like nothing had happened. Like I had just not stared down a guy while swallowing shaving cream. I wonder if he got traumatized that day too?

End of story time start of pick up lines and jokes

Pick up lines guaranteed to keep you single. I mean get you taken.

Do you Like Star Wars? Cause yoda one for me

Do you have a map cause I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Do you like Raisins? How about a date?

Jokes

Who squeezes orange and says nursery rhymes? Mother goose

What starts with F and ends in Uck? Fire truck

Do you ever strip and then get really wet? Yea I shower too.

I hate myself sometimes.

WORD OF ADVISE The hadestown trombone player is better than you. No matter what you do.

Never attack a shippers ship. They are dangerous creatures.

THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO NE THST I WANNA SHARE WITH MY LOVELY LISTENERS I actually won as imposter??This never happens?? I cannot express the joy I feel rn.

Got my mom to listen to beetle juice and she wants me to watch the movie. I’ll update if ya ask.

Starting theatre on Monday. Big mood.

Didn’t have health class. Life is good.

Also apparently on a spanish exam. No hablo espanol is not the right answer.

My brother wanted to know what headcanons are. I left him with more questions than answers.

FIC RECS Garbage Dump-Kiribaku-Wattpad An Idiot in Love-SouDam-Ao3 Never Say Never-Naegiri and LeoSaya-Ao3 Life’s a Zoo - BokuAkaKuroTsukki-Ao3 Another Life - BokuAka -Ao3 Dirty Laundry - Klance - I believe copies can be found on wattpad not sure on ao3.

CHARACTER OF THE DAY Chiaki Nanami- SHES so adorable and sleepy and hhhh I just wanna hug her.

SHIP OF THE DAY KIZAJIN AAAAAA IM SORRY I JUST LOVE THIS SHIP SO MUCH. THE CHARACTERS ARE JIN AND MY FAV KIZAKURA. KIRIGIRI NEEDS DADS IN HER LIFE OK. YOU CSN NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH. DANGANRONPA FANDOM.

SONG OF THE DAY Monster by Skillet. My ten year old emo self approves.

REQUESTS I am super open for requests about head canons and even questions about myself tho I can turn down ones that are too personal. Or even if you need some fic recs. Or for me to give you a shout out or to put your fics in my recs.

SHOUT OUTS Shout out to Tem for putting up with me Shout out to that one guy in among us who gave me their social cause I made them laugh really hard.

SPOILS SPOILER WARNING FOR BNHA Baku getting impaled Has me like 👁. Yes he is my favorite. Yes I have questionable taste. Yes I have questioned my life choices. The Tododeku and todobaku slipped in was awwww. Damn deku chill my son. SPOILER END

HEAD CANONS Monoshin💜💙 requested by TrashyTozier

When shinsou gets transferred to 1-A Monoma started deranged cackling. Everyone was scared.

Monoma clings to Shinsou while also insulting 1-A

They nap together

Monoma speaks in French. Shinsou is weak.

They rant on 1-A together.

Shinsou gives him tea and blackmail.

Socializing is ew.

They have fully cute cat hair pins and other aestheticy ones. They are adorable

They adopt a cat together. It is there child.

Monoma gets piggy back rides to feel taller and superior.

Monoma is weak for shinsous voice.

Monoma has found himself swooning a lot since being around Shinsou.

When Monoma is pouring Shinsou brings him ice cream in bed.

Monoma cheats and is petty during game nights. Shinsou beats him with a pillow or brainwashed him to do silly stuff.

Shinsou is a tease.

Shinsous foster fam adopts Monoma. Not actually but.

Shinsou is like a big brother to Eri so when Monoma comes around he teaches her “things”

THANKS FOR VISITING MY BLOG! REQUESTS ARE OPEN. CIAO