Witchy Bitches

Witchy Bitches is the poly ship between Laudna, Imogen Temult and Fearne Calloway from the Critical Role fandom.

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THICKER GROWS THE MEAL AND PLOT

As Imogen realizes that the group hasn't returned from the kitchen as Pretty starts to return, she quickly yells to get him to stop. She asks what time he gets off of work and asks if he wants to go on a date. Pretty asks with who, and she says anyone at the table, indicating her Laudna and Fearne. Pretty gets permission from his boss, and Laudna says they'll meet him outside when he gets off. When everyone returns, Orym suggests that they leave and Laudna says that they need to be back in two hours. He asks why and she and Imogen tell him that all three have a date with Pretty. All three agree that he was really nice and Orym asks if they really need to do that. Laudna says that they can't stand him up, Fearne and Imogen chiming in that he's too nice.

GHOSTS DATE'S AND DARKENING FATES

As the ladies head back to the tavern, Imogen asks if they should do anything, but Fearne says that Pretty seemed to like them the way they are. FCG asks if they would normally get dressed up, and Imogen says that she assumes so. FCG points out that she's never been on a date before and Imogen says that there was one guy that she flirted with when she worked in the stables. Laudna asks if there was ever and almost hand touches and Fearne asks if they wrote each other letters. Imogen says that nothing like that happened, but wished that things did go that way. Laudna says it sounds romantic, which Imogen agrees with. Imogen asks what they should do for their date and remembers that they suggested going to the theater. She suggests they go see if there are tickets, but Laudna reminds her of their season passes. Laudna, unable to find flowers, starts trying to make some out of trash with Imogen's help, though it doesn't go very well.

The three arrive at the Tavern, where they see Pretty waiting for their date. He gives them gifts and they help each other put them on. Imogen then asks if they can go somewhere more private, and Pretty clears the entire tavern for them. They settle down and start to have a nice date with him. At the end of their night, Pretty says that he wants to just be friends and wishes them all luck in finding love. When he leaves, Laudna is surprised that they're the ones getting rejected, but Imogen isn't. Fearne asks how, and Imogen says that he didn't have any romantic or sexual thoughts about them all night. Laudna then links arms with the two, and Imogen says that the Fearne and Laudna were the best part of the night.

Fanon
Witchy Bitchy is a bit of a smaller pair in the Bells Hells fandom. Many fans like the ship due to the overall aesthetic, as them being magic users leads to some creative team ups. On AO3, Witchy Bitches is the eighth most written ship for Imogen.

Fandom

 * FAN FICTION

Trivia

 * The ship name comes from Marisha first using the term in "The Threat Between the Walls" refering to Laudna, Imogen and Fearne.
 * All three campaigns have Laura (Imogen) and Ashley (Fearne) sit on one side of the table, while Marisha (Laudna) sits on the other.