Noze

Noze is the het ship between Jennifer "Moze" Mosely and Ned Bigby from the Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide fandom.

Canon
Moze and Ned met as children and became best friends, along with another child Simon Nelson Cook "Cookie".

Season 1
As the trio enter in the second year of middle school, Ned and Cookie are happy to see Moze and assume they will be taking the same electives. However, Moze decides to enroll in the cooking class, wanting to make female friends. Ned and Cookie pretend to accept her decision, but then move on to cooking class.

To throw them off Moze pretends to want to do the carpentry course, but Cookie being a good hacker when he discovers that Moze has deceived them transfers him and Ned to the life sciences course, putting her in carpentry.

This derails both of their goals, as Moze is the only girl in class, but she doesn't mind, as she discovers that she enjoys woodworking. Despite the incident, the two speak at the end of the day and Ned says he is sure that his friendship with Moze will survive.

When he sees Moze's locker, she asks him what he thinks of the decorations and Ned realizes right away, that he hasn't decorated the locker the way she likes it, but in a way he thinks will draw the other girls to approach her. But when they find out that Suzie Crebgrass has made a nicer locker, Moze competes with her, and Ned seems concerned. He too has locker issues and confides in Moze. Later the boy tells his friend that she can't beat Suzie, but she can. Ned then reminds her that she wanted to befriend not beat Suzie and she admits she has lost her sense of proportion. Eventually her beautiful locker breaks, but Ned is certain Moze will get away with it and she succeeds. Some bullies take over the girls' bathroom and Moze asks Ned for advice (Ned and his friends write a guide on how to survive in school). Discovering that girls use the bathroom to say what they think of boys by writing messages on doors, Ned agrees to help Moze, on the condition that she find out what is being said about him. She doesn't want to because she is sure that her friend will be disappointed, but in the end she is convinced. Later the two work together with the janitor Gordy, to get Simon out of the girls' bathroom he entered by mistake. In the end as Moze predicted, Ned is disappointed. When it comes to choosing a project partner, Moze chooses Seth Powers, a handsome and athletic idiot who will make her do everything by herself. Later Billy Loomer a bully who has a crush on Moze, blackmails Cookie and Ned to push her to be her project partner, but she doesn't want to. Eventually Seth changes partners and then Moze agrees to help her friends. When Ned and Cookie are wrongfully grounded, Moze decides to follow them to protect them due to their fear. Given Ned's fear, the girl tries to cheer him up and then they go to ask a teacher for advice. When Moze tries to join the cheerleaders to beat Suzie, Ned talks her out of it so he doesn't have to deal with a tough teammate and coach. Moze tries out for three different sports and asks Ned for help, but Ned gets angry as he hopes to get drafted for the basketball team and is trying to look taller. In the end Ned is not chosen, but despite everything he doesn't mind that much, even if Jennifer would have consoled him in that case. She's still glad she doesn't have to. Ned develops a crush on Suzie and asks Moze to help him find out if she reciprocates. She doesn't like Suzie, but if he doesn't help him it's only because she too has heart problems. Moze tries to keep up with the matter anyway and later asks Ned to help her decline an invitation. Since Ned can't get Suzie to a dance, she tries to get him to have fun anyway. Word spreads at school that Ned likes Moze and when she hears it, she is shocked. Ned is her best friend, so she doesn't want to hurt him, but she doesn't know how to act. Moze then asks Cookie to talk to him, but Ned falls from the clouds and immediately explains to his friend how things are and immediately goes looking for Moze to explain it to her too, despite the fact that he was doing something else saying that for him Moze is more important. After a while Ned is able to talk to her and explain the truth and Moze is relieved.

Since she can't smile, Moze doesn't want to have her picture taken at school, but Ned convinces her and offers to help. He also compliments her on her beauty, but quickly retracts the compliment and even Moze seems a little perturbed. Since the talent show of the school organized by Professor Right is too boring, Ned and his friends organize an alternative one and he entrusts the opening number to Moze. She does not feel able, but she does not want to participate in the show directed by her friend, so she in the end she decides to show her talent of her as a carpenter.

Three girls candidate Ned for the presidency of the institute and although he is not interested, Moze and cookies convince him to try, since he has good ideas. Later Ned cannot access the computer room because of Jennifer, but instead of arguing with her he decides to collaborate and also tries to cheer her on.

Ned later tries to stop Moze from hooking up with a bully she thinks shares his interests, but when she tries anyway, he promises to support her if needed (though later says he hopes he doesn't have to). During martial arts class, Ned is beaten by Moze and is teased about it. He then decides to beat her in the next class, but loses again. Moze would take a beating, but Ned's anger is over and they use the same gambit to take down bullies. Moze is surprised when she learns that Ned and Simon think she is a bully and signs up for a program used to get students to talk to each other in order to stop the bullying. Moze then inquires if Ned has managed to invite Suzie to a party and when she finds out he hasn't she tells him to hurry up and tries to stop him from panicking and he tries to make her understand that she is acting ridiculous because of a boil that came out on her face.

Season 2
When the new semester begins, Moze makes it a goal to spend less time with Cookie and Ned, which slightly offends the latter. The girl is then surprised when she discovers that her friend has never given a kiss, and when he mentions one that she gave him at the age of five, she replies that it doesn't apply. Suzie has set up with Billy Loomer, which annoys Ned who is in love with Suzie and Moze, because she would like to be friends with him, but she thinks only of Billy. The two then decide to try to break them up, pretending to be together, since Billy has a crush on Moze, but they fail to pretend.

This time Moze would like to take optional classes with Cookie and Ned, but the three can't agree on what to attend. They try various subjects, but none fits all three and in the end Moze goes back to doing carpentry on her own, while Ned and Cookie choose in turn to retake the same class from last semester. When Billy Loomer faces expulsion for something he didn't do, Ned and Cookie initially don't care, but Moze doesn't approve of this injustice and convinces them to help him. Moze is later blamed, but Ned defends her.

Some time later Moze and Ned make a bet that due to his bad habit of putting everything off indefinitely, Ned won't be able to do a homework, but he succeeds with the help of Mr. Wright and gloats about winning the bet. When anatomy class comes Ned and Moze were overjoyed, but when Suzie objects he does so too to please her which Moze does not approve of and is disappointed. Eventually Ned proposes to do a virtual vivisection and does it with Moze, saving the day. Eventually Ned proposes to do a virtual vivisection and does it with Moze, saving the day. When he learns that her third grade boyfriend pretended to be interested in Moze to make her ex jealous, Ned consoles her by saying that anyone should be happy dating her.

On Valentine's Day, Moze helps Ned prepare a card for Suzie; at first he doesn't want her to read what she wrote, but she convinces him. Later, the two try to help twin girls overcome their shyness (Moze hopes to make friends, Ned to find a girlfriend). Both are still annoyed with Billy and Suzie's relationship.

When one of them catches the eye of the boy Moze likes, she takes revenge on her by playing a little prank on him. Moze later tries to help Ned get a cool nickname.

Instead, she gets tired of the nickname "Moze" and tries to get everyone to call her by her first name Jennifer, but he can't and later convinces her to accept that nickname. Moze later refuses to ask Suzie out on Ned's behalf, but forces him to ask Seth for her. Later the three friends compete to win a bicycle. After a while Moze gets tired of Seth and tries to dump him, but since she does it on April Fool's Day he doesn't take her seriously and Ned advises her to be as boring as Seth is (who always and only thinks about basketball). so that he's the one to leave her and Moze approves of the idea. Ned's plan backfires, and Jennifer later dupes Seth by asking Ned to help her find an excuse. When some girls criticize Moze's clothing, Ned tries to reassure her that she dresses well, without being pretentious like a boy. Hearing this the young Mosely is hurt. The girl then tries to dress more feminine, but then realizes that she prefers to be herself and also convinces Ned not to take too much for the comments of some girls. Ned then tries to win a yearbook award in the same category as Suzie, which Moze thinks is ridiculous, but promises him her vote anyway and gives him advice. Since the yearbook's budget has been cut, Ned helps yearbook manager Moze find new funding. Later Cookie invents that Moze is with Led to keep away from her the third grade boy who used her and although he wants to conquer Suzie, he lends himself to the mess. In the end Ned wins the prize for the best class couple together with Moze. Moze suggests Ned go on a date with Suzie since he doesn't feel like inviting her and he includes her in the group, and Moze who didn't have a date gets him to help her friend. During the evening Moze continues to try to help Ned, but the boy has a bout of diarrhea and when he returns from the bathroom determined to kiss Suzie, instead he kisses Moze by mistake (the two had dressed and combed the same way). The two don't talk about it until the next day (the last day of school), and Moze ascertains that the kiss was an accident and the two decide not to tell Suzie anything. For lunch the two have a small bisticio because of the matter, which however is blocked by Suzie.

In the end Ned and Moze decide to tell everything to Suzie, but jumps out that she already knew it (the accompanying person of Moze had told her), but she wanted to see if the two would have confessed to her and she believes it was an accident. Just to make an experiment the two give themselves another kiss on the bus, and they say they have not tried anything, but they don't seem honest.

Season 3
As the new school year begins, Moze says she wants to be nicer, and Ned downplays her past behavior. Due to a series of accidents, Ned hurts many of his companions and gains a reputation as a violent bully, but Moze understands that it's all a misunderstanding. Moze later helps Ned get rid of the name he has inadvertently earned. Ned is named captain of the dodgeball team and tries to persuade Moze to join his team, but she doesn't want to play because she fears she hurt a friend in the previous game. Ned tries in vain to make her go back on her decision, but Moze returns to the field only when she discovers she hasn't hurt anyone and Ned is very happy about it. Ned later tries to use Moze to get a date with Suzie, even though she doesn't want to, but fails. When Ned tries to get hold of a pair of autographed shoes from a famous sportsman, Moze doesn't approve and looks for the real owner, projecting onto those shoes the suffering of losing a soft toy when she was ten years old. Moze starts looking for the owner of the shoes and to stop her (the regulation provides that after a certain period of time anyone can take the unclaimed items), he tries to cheat her, giving her a similar stuffed animal, but she finds out immediately and gets angry. Later Ned cheats his friend, in order to lock her out of school, but he stays there too, and Moze calls him stupid. Thanks to Ned's idea, however, they find Moze's old stuffed animal by chance and she thanks him (and she is embarrassed to show in front of him how much she loves the stuffed animal). Eventually Ned gets the shoes, but Seth turns out to own them and he gives them back to him and Moze is pleased.

When Ned begins to neglect her because of his relationship with Suzie, Moze feels bad, and gets angry, but when they point out his mistake, the boy apologizes and starts dedicating time to her again. Suzie later plays Juliet in the school play and Ned is jealous that she has to kiss another. Moze (stage manager) warns them not to spoil the play they have worked hard for five weeks to prepare. Ned reassures her, but he lies to her. Moze understands Ned's intentions (and Cookie who wants the role of Romeo) and tells her two friends that she won't let them sabotage the play and foils their various sabotages, but in the end they hurt Suzie and Spencer (the boy who plays Romeo) and out of spite, Moze forces Ned to play Romeo and Cookie to play Juliet. When Moze's crush on Faymen is about to move away, Ned tries to give her some advice and help prevent the boy from leaving. In the end it is Suzie who moves. After Suzie leaves, Ned becomes depressed and neglects to write his guide on surviving school, and Moze tries to cheer him up. Moze is happy when Ned begins to recover, and tries to calm Ned when Suzie doesn't call him. She later gets Moze to help her write up advice on girls to put on his guidebook. Moze later tries to help her friend find a girl through speed dating, but the attempt fails miserably. When Ned tells Cookie what he looks for in her ideal girl, he notes that he described Moze perfectly. Ned says they're just friends, but as soon as Moze arrives, he begins to see her in a new light. Moze later sacrifices her last three minutes of video calling to allow Ned to talk to Suzie who has had a falling out with due to various phone interference. Ned is very happy and hugs her. When Ned and Cookie temporarily join the carpentry class, Moze is happy about it, but after a while it turns out that the teacher is convinced that Moze is Ned's girlfriend and Ned considers it for the first time idea to take his relationship with the girl beyond friendship. Plus after a while he starts to think Moze likes him, but in reality she's making a carpentry rocking chair for a contest. Ned panics and decides to give Moze flowers. Just before pleading Ned learns of the misunderstanding and stops, but due to Cookie and the school psychologist the chair has been damaged, and breaks when the judge tries it and Moze thinks it's Ned's fault and that the flowers are an apology. Initially the boy tries to justify himself, but fearing that Moze will guess the truth, he decides to take the blame. Moze later tries to hook up Ned and Faymen as she wants her boyfriend and his best friend to be friends. She later tries to take Ned to the beautician with her, but he refuses telling him that if she can't take Faymen, she will have to take a girl. Faymen doesn't like Ned, but Moze insists and he tries to make her leave the Brazilian. Eventually the two make it up when Faymen says that he was jealous of the closeness between Ned and Jennifer. When Moze fails to get a girl to go with her, Ned and Cookie dress up as girls to go with her. The first kiss with Faymen doesn't excite Moze and she complains about it to Ned. The girl tries several times, but the result does not change.

Wanting to go to a concert, Ned, Moze and Cookie decide to work together to raise the money needed to pay for the tickets. The three get jobs, but too much effort drives Ned to borrow money from a classmate, Missy. Moze doesn't approve and she's soon revealed to be right, as Missy takes moneylender interest and forces Ned to work for her and later Cookie gets into it too, so Moze uses the money she earned to free the two friends. Moze later puts the two of them to work after Ned asks how they can repay her.

Faymen's kisses still have no effect on Moze and she realizes that it was different with Ned, so she decides to kiss him again to test the theory and gets Cookie to give her a bottle rigged to get the kiss.

Fanon
Noze is the most popular ship in Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide fandom.

Fandom

 * FAN FICTION
 * Moze/Ned tag on Fanfiction.net