Hattice

Hattice is the het ship between the Mad Hatter and Alice from the Alice in Wonderland fandom.

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
Alice first heard of the Mad Hatter from the Cheshire Cat when asking him which way she should go. The Cheshire Cat gives her directions to both a Hatter and a March Hare, but adds that they are both mad. Alice objects that she doesn’t want to go among mad people, but the Cheshire Cat retaliates that she’s in Wonderland: everyone here is mad. After a bit of chatting with the Cat, Alice decides to see the March Hare, thinking that he would be much more interesting as she had already seen hatters before. She comes to regret her decision upon seeing what the March Hare’s house looks like, wishing she had gone to the Hatter instead.

However, her concerns would prove irrelevant, as she would catch the Hatter along with the March Hare having tea at the March Hare’s house. But the moment the Hatter saw Alice, he and the March Hare would yell at her that the table had no room for her. Alice pointed out that there was plenty of room for her, the table was very long and mostly empty, so she sat herself down on the other end of it while the rest of the party was crowded together at the other. After the Hare offers her wine without actually having any, the Hatter tells Alice that her hair “wants cutting”. The narration points out that he had been watching Alice with great curiosity and had been waiting to say something to her. Alice chides him that he should learn to stop making personal remarks, calling it very rude.

The Hatter acts dejected for a second, but then regains his composure by giving Alice a riddle; “Why is a raven like a writing desk?”. Alice is happy to finally get a riddle instead of being reprimanded for behavior she never thought of as wrong, openly admitting that she believes she can guess it. As the March Hare makes a comment about her not saying what she means, the Hatter tells her that her “meaning what she says” is not the same thing at all. Despite being chided by all the other party guests for that, Alice pays this no mind, still thinking of the Hatter’s riddle and the rest of the party falls silent. The Hatter breaks the silence by asking her what day of the month it is.

Upon seeing that the Hatter’s watch doesn’t actually tell the time, but what day of the month it is, Alice comments on it which the Hatter questions, thinking that such a watch is normal. After the Hatter asks her if her watch tells her what year it is, Alice answers that a watch like that would be useless, which the Hatter retorts is the case with his watch. Alice couldn’t comprehend what the Hatter is saying, even though he was clearly speaking in English, so she just tells him that she doesn’t understand him as politely as she could. After pouring tea on the Dormouse, the Hatter asks Alice if she had guessed the riddle yet, to which Alice admits that she gave up. After asking him about the answer, the Hatter admits that he has no idea either, to which Alice chides him for not using his time more wisely.

The Hatter in turn chides her for using “it” pronouns for Time instead of “he”, which only confuses Alice even further. The Hatter guesses that Alice had never even met Time, to which Alice admits that she only beats it when she’s learning music. The Hatter guesses why Time wouldn’t waste himself on Alice: he won’t stand beating. The Hatter tells her that if you keep a good relationship with Time, he will do whatever you want him to, giving the idea of time flying during boring lessons as an example. As the Hatter explains that Time hates them for supposedly “murdering” him during the concert of the Queen of Hearts last March, Alice realizes that they are always drinking tea because they are perpetually stuck at tea time. As Alice asks him what happens when they start over, the March Hare interrupts, quickly changing the subject.

The Hare urges Alice to tell a story, but the Hatter and Hare both agree that the Dormouse should do the telling instead when she refuses. When Alice is asking too many questions for them, the March Hare urges her to take some more tea, to which the Hatter adds that it is much easier to take more than nothing. Alice calmly reminds the Hatter that nobody asked for his opinion. The Hatter in turn reminds her that she is the one making personal remarks now. When Alice once again questions the Dormouse’s story, not satisfied with the answers she’s got, the Hatter and the Hare both shush her. As they each move one place further, Alice continues to question the story, but the Hatter retorts that they could draw water out of a water well, so they could logically draw something else from a different well, calling her “stupid”. Alice politely ignores the Hatter’s last remark and further pokes holes in the story. As Alice receives another stupid answer, she goes on about how she doesn’t think such a thing is possible, but the Hatter interrupts her, saying she shouldn’t talk when she doesn’t think.

Alice got fed up with the general rudeness of the group and left. She hoped to herself that someone would stop her, but when she turned around to check on them, they were putting the Dormouse in the teapot. Alice promises to herself that she will never return to that place.

Alice briefly sees the Hatter again while he’s witnessing for the Queen of Hearts, being asked If he knows who stole her tarts. Alice doesn’t comment on how she feels about seeing the Hatter again, she is far more fascinated by actually seeing people being literally suppressed for applauding in court.

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Hattice seems to be a constant in all adaptations, with every Alice fandom having people ship her with the Hatter in some way or form. However, most people don't ship her with the Hatter because of potential chemistry, but rather seeing him as a character who can be easily molded into a love interest for her: He's the only character relevant, iconic and human enough to be truly considered her equal. Since Alice in Wonderland is often treated as a fairy tale, even though it's not, many argue that any interpretation of Alice and the Hatter is just as valid as the next as long as the basics of the characters are clearly visible.

Fans of the 50's Disney movie generally don't ship the Hatter with Alice. However, Disney fans noticed how strangely flirty Alice and Hatter actors are to each other in the theme parks, it helps that adults are often playing Alice, with the Hatter often being played by younger, conventionally handsome actors. One of the most famous works shipping those versions of the characters is the webcomic "When Curiosity Met Insanity", which was actually written and illustrated by theme park workers.

Hattice is also the main ship of the Burton movies, comparable to Scarothy since they both share the fact that they were actually meant to be canon in the early drafts of the script, but only remnants of that remained in the film proper. In particular, the scene of Alice saying goodbye to the Hatter is very reminiscent of Dorothy telling the Scarecrow that she'll miss him the most. A common story to use in Burtonverse fanfiction is to either have Alice permanently move to Wonderland/Underland or have the Hatter find a way to follow her into the real world.

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