Stolitz

"🎶What's between you and I - just a comfortable lie. I'm the fool who believes when you look in my eyes.🎶"

- Stolas, about his relationship with Blitzo

Stolitz is the slash ship between Stolas Goetia and Blitzo from the Helluva Boss fandom.

Past
Stolas first met Blitzo as a child. His father, Paimon, announced that he will be married to Stella and tried to distract him from that by going to the circus. When Stolas first see’s Blitzo, he visibly blushes. When Blitzo attempted to make a horse balloon, eventually saying that the horse had no legs because "it ate too much sugar", making Stolas laugh. Paimon noticed the interest that his son had for the young imp. He made a deal with Blitzo's father :since it was Stolas' birthday, Blitzo would keep him company as his friend.

At first, both the kids were nervous: Stolas, because he never had a friend before (and was also blushing) and Blitzo, because he was pressured by his father to steal from the Goetia family. Blitzo convinced Stolas to play "pirates" with him. The young owl demon was confused as to why they would throw stuff out the window, but played along nonetheless. The two had a good time, and Stolas never discovered that he was used. They talked about what they would be in the future. Blitzo claimed that he would hire Stolas for his circus. The latter responded sarcasticlly that he would be "a good boss". Blitzo affirms that he will be for sure.

Twenty-five years later, Stolas and Blitzo meet again, at the 'Not Divorced' party organised by Stella. Stolas assumes that Blitzo is here for him, but it is not the case. Blitzo tries to steal the Grimoire to gain access to the human world. He starts to seduce Stolas, which makes the latter uncertain. When Stolas is about to notice that the Grimoire is gone, Blitzo bites him. Stolas loves this, and thinks that Blitzo is into him. The imp is about to leave, when he reconsiders after hearing that Stolas is glad that his first friend wants him like that. The two have sex all night.

In the morning, Blitzo tries to leave but trips on his pants, to land in front of Stella. He says that he's sorry for having sex with Stolas before running away. When Stella confronts him, the owl demon responds: "That was the sound of a fucking divorce !" before laughing.

Pilot
Blitz answers the phone in his office, asking what he can do for Stolas. Stolas says that there's a political candidate trying to convince people global warming exists. Blitz asks if it does and Stolas says that it does. But more people die if nothing his done, and it get awfully lonely in hell. Blitz says that makes sense, and Stolas asks if he knows what happens when he gets lonely. Blitz knows what's coming as Stolas describes in vivid detail the type of sex he wants to have with him. Blitz stares forward completely horrified and proceeds to destroy his phone.

Murder Family
While Blitz is being hunted by a human he gets a call that interrupts him. He answers and tells Stolas that this is a bad time, and Stolas says that it always is. He wants to follow up on their last conversation regarding his Grimoire, which he's been allowing Blitz to use for his job. But he needs it back and has been thinking of a deal they could make. Once a month, Blitz returns the book which will be followed by a night of sex, and Blitz can have it the rest of the time. Blitz quickly makes the deal and Stolas goes onto describe what he imagines their nights will be like, but Blitz is found by a human.

Loo Loo Land
Stolas decides to take his daughter Octavia to Loo Loo Land, but needs some protection. He calls Blitz, referring to him sexually, much to Blitz, and Via's, horror. Stolas has a request and Blitz says that he's gonna need to find someone else to have sex with right now. Stolas clarifies that he needs protection for him and Via for when they go to Loo Loo Land, but Blitz says that they're assassin's not bodyguards. Stolas says he'll pay them with money, Blitz agrees to it.

When they get there, Blitz tells Stolas that this is work, and that he's not there to satisfy his perverted needs. Blitz continues, but Stolas just boops his nose and tells him that he's cute when he's serious. As Blitz is keeping a lookout, Stolas strokes on of his horns and says it's quite thrilling to see him on the job. Blitz tells him to save it since he's working. Via tells them to get a room and Blitz says that he's not a day hooker.

Stolas calls for Blitz as several imps try to kidnap him. Blitz kills one and the rest immediately scatter. He then carries him into the show building and sits him next to Via.

The Harvest Moon Festival
After a round of sex, Stolas apologizes for moving their rendezvous since he's busy on the full moon. Blitz says that when they do this doesn't matter to him, but asks if he really needs the book back now. He's got several clients right now, but Stolas says that Blitz may find this shocking but his grimoire is actually incredibly important. He's not supposed to be just lending it out to Imps. He has to go to Wrath to celebrate the Harvest Moon Festival, and Blitz says he's never been to that ring. Though Moxxie and Millie are originally from there. Stolas suggests that Blitz and the others come with, but Blitz says that being his bodyguard was a one time thing. Stolas says that he's offering a day without work, and Blitz says yes since they really can't do anything without the book anyways. Stolas mockingly apologizes for making Blitz's clients wait, but Blitz just says to fuck 'em.

Truth Seekers
While Blitz is stuck in his hallucination, he crashes into a set of golden stairs. He sees a hallucination of Stolas at the top and begins to climb them on all fours. As he does, chains appear start to appear around his arms, legs and finally his neck. Stolas pulls on the chain as he climbs higher and higher till the two are face to face. Stolas then disappears in swarm of gold.

As Blitz, Millie, Moxxie and Loona are cornered by agents, the room starts to become dark. A voice whispers, threateningly asking who's been threatening Blitz. He then uses the agents to have himself be summoned in his full demon form, much to Blitz's aww. When he thoroughly scares everyone involved he walks over to Blitz. Blitz asks how Stolas even knew he was in trouble, but Stolas just says that he has his ways. He then cups Blitz's face and asks if he's alright and Blitz assures him that he's fine. Stolas says that's good, before chewing out the IMPS for getting caught. Moxxie says that they were caught off guard, and Blitz says it won't happen again. Stolas then opens up a portal back to hell, and they alls step through, as he picks up Blitz bridal style. Stolas asks if he's going to receive any thanks for the rescue and Blitz says that he should, asking if he wants them to have sex. Stolas says that he does, and goes in for a kiss, but Blitz pulls him back. He says he better be quiet or he'll be using bear traps on him and Stolas, obviously turned on, says that he better. They then make out as they step back into hell.

Ozzie's
Stolas is revealed to have actually been in love with Blitz. He is seen eating breakfast on his couch while watching a Romcom that is aptly named Hell-A-Novella. Blitz, meanwhile, has been rejected from entering Ozzie's so he can spy on Moxxie and Millie. To get past the bouncer, he calls up Stolas, and asks him if he wants to go with him to Ozzie's. Stolas, having not expected Blitz's call, chokes on his cereal and accepts, thinking of it as a date. He gets dressed up the best he can, and goes to the Lust Ring to meet Blitz. Throughout the "date", Blitz ignores Stolas the entire time, focusing entirely on his employees and not fully answering Stolas's questions. Then, in the middle of "House of Asmodeus", Stolas gets confronted by Asmodeus, with Asmodeus saying that Stolas "had it all, but he sold his life for a thrust". This makes Stolas uncomfortable, and they leave after the song is done. When Blitz drops him off, Stolas asks him if he wants to come inside, and Blitz says not to act like he wants him for anything more than sex. Stolas then gets sad, and Blitz drives off, leaving a depressed Stolas on the front stairs.

Seeing Stars
After finding out the Octavia had snuck into the office and used the grimoire to go the Earth, Blitzo freaked out about what to tell Stolas about the situation. He considers not telling him at all, but ultimately relents when Moxxie points out there isn't any real choice in the matter. Blitzo eventually calls Stolas about Octavia which, while not as bad as he feared, causes Stolas (in full demon mode) to barge right on into the office in rage - up to not even using "Blitzy" when referring to him. After Stolas' rage calms down into fatherly worry, the two are informed by Loona about where Octavia is specifically - Los Angeles.

Wasting no time, the two (along with the rest of I.M.P.) go through Stolas' portal and enter the city to begin searching for her, but not before Stolas enter his human disguise. When Blitzo asks for him, Moxxie, and Millie to get disguises (Loona also went into her's), Stolas informs him that he can't since his powers are limited without his grimoire. This causes Blitzo to angrily claim Stolas can't memorize his own spells, prompting the prince to ask him what Moxxie's phone number is - to which Blitzo begrudgingly can't answer. With the point made, Stolas and Blitzo (after getting a disguise for the latter from a costume shop) attempt to begin searching for Octavia.

Before they can make any headway, however, they're quickly indisposed by a crowd that mistake Blitzo for the actor Brennon Ragers. This causes Hollywood agents to apprehend Blitzo since Ragers was needed on the set of a TV show he was guest-starring in. Stolas attempts to stop the agents by claiming to be Ragers' agent, but that only results in him also getting apprehended and the two thrown into a van. Stolas reminds Blitzo that Octavia could be anywhere or in danger, to which Blitzo shouts at Loona to go look for Octavia while they try to get out of their current situation before being driven off.

Upon arriving at the sound stage where the show was being shot, and realizing it's a sitcom, Blitzo panics because he hadn't performed since the circus. Seeing Blitzo's panic, Stolas encourages him that he'll wow the crowd if his onstage performance is as good as his "in-bed performance". With this, Blitzo hesitantly begins acting on stage, but starts getting more confident (and more off-script) when he sees Stolas enjoying his performance from the live audience, earning Stolas a subtly flirtatious wink. As the show drags on, however, Stolas' enjoyment becomes worry about Octavia. Things spiral out of control when Blitzo suddenly breaks character when a girl asks to adopt a dog he had by claiming it was his (the question caused him to remember when he adopted Loona). In the panic of the agents trying to apprehend Blitzo, Stolas accidentally kills the show's producer in a way that sets fire to the stage. In the panic, Stolas nearly gets pushed into one of the flames, but saved by Blitzo - who's ripped clothing and fierce expression makes Stolas blush. The two promptly leave the studio to find their daughters. However, their daughters - having had a talk with each other - instead find them as they portal to their position and the four happily reunite under fireworks.

Season 1
Loo Loo Land
 * The mascot calls Via creepy and Blitz says that he should wait till Stolas tries to have sex with him.
 * Blitz hold a gun to RoboFizz when he gets near Stolas.
 * Stolas is turned on by Blitz's aim with his gun.
 * Blitz tells Millie and Moxxie to look in on Stolas.
 * Stolas asks where Blitz, his "knight in shining armor", is and Moxxie says he's being a fool that caused everything to be on fire.

The Harvest Moon Festival
 * Blitz says he's not above hitting Millie for calling Stolas his boyfriend.
 * Blitz awkwardly stumbles into telling Striker that he and Stolas are having transactional sex.
 * Stolas calls Blitz sexy and waves to him onstage, much to Blitz's annoyance.
 * Stolas calls Blitz his "darling Blitzy" and Blitz yells for him to just say his name right for once.

Fanon
Stolitz is one of the most popular ship in Helluva Boss. Fans ship it not only does Stolas has romantic feelings for Blitzo in canon, but they also have similarities. Both had fathers that were...not great and try to be better parental figures to their respective daughters. In fanworks, the ship is either wholesome (with Blitzo being a tsundere) or angsty.

Back when the pilot for Helluva Boss had first came out, fans would come up with the ship name "Stolitz," joking about how it sounds like "stole it," referencing Blitzo "stealing" the grimoire.

On AO3, Stolitz is the most written ship for both Blitzo and Stolas. It's also the most written ship in the Helluva Boss (Web Series) tag.

Fandom
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