Cloan

Cloan is the femslash ship between Cleopatra Smith and Joan of Arc from the Clone High fandom.

Season 1
HOMECOMING: A SHOT IN D'ARC

Joan dresses up as a man in order to join the boy's basketball team at Clone High to help the school win against their rival school, GESHH. She comes into a practice as her male self, John D'Arc, and makes a shot that Abe misses. Cleo asks dreamily what her name is after she makes the shot. When the practice starts, Cleo asks Joan why she's never seen her around school before. Abe joins in angrily to ask who John D'Arc is a clone of. Joan then comes up with a convoluted story that the real John D'Arc was an explorer. After her story about her clone father, Cleo says that the story is a turn-on.

While Joan is sitting on a bench outside as John, Cleo comes up and calls her handsome. She sits with Joan at the bench and asks when Joan is planning on inviting her to the homecoming dance. Joan says that she thought that Abe already asked Cleo to go, and Cleo says that Abe isn't as good of an athlete as Joan is. Cleo then takes out a banana from her lunch and starts eating it sexually in front of Joan. She then takes out a small carton of milk and pours it on herself to try to attract Joan. Joan tells her that she's not interested in Cleo like that, and Cleo says that she doesn't understand as she sprays herself with whipped cream. Joan doubles down and says that she's rejecting Cleo before walking off. Cleo laughs at the idea that someone would reject her, and says that something's off about John.

At the actual basketball game against GESHH, Clone High is losing again because Joan keeps trying to pass the ball to Abe, who keeps missing the shots. Scudworth steps in to try to make Joan do the free-throws to guarantee some points, but she refuses and reveals herself, taking off her disguise. The stadium is shocked. Cleo is disgusted at first that she was flirting with Joan, but then says that the idea is hot. Joan has no reaction to Cleo's reaction, as Cleo mutters the last part to herself.

Fanon
The appeal in Cloan comes in the idea that the two are enemies. Most of the pair's interactions in the first season are negatively charged, especially after the two move in together when Joan's house burns down. When it comes to the second season, the two have hardly interacted as of yet, but the interactions they have had have also been negatively charged. The ship is a rarepair, with only 10 fanfictions on AO3, but more fan art on Tumblr, Twitter and Instagram.

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Trivia

 * The scene in Homecoming: A Shot in D'Arc where Cleopatra said that it was hot that she had been flirting with Joan has recently been attributed to being foreshadowing of her canon queerness shown in Season 2 as she dates Frida Kahlo.