quotes
Comics[]
New Mutants[]
- Wade – “You’re Nathan righ? I’m Deadpool. Pleased to meet you. Mr. Tolliver hired me to find you.”
- Nate – “And you have.”
- — New Mutants #98
- Wade – “[Cannonball] has a real keen eye for the obvious.”
- Nate – “And you talk too much.”
- — Cable would define the character of Deadpool with that one sentence; New Mutants #98
Cable & Deadpool[]
- “Bodyslide-by-two.”
- — Nate&Wade
- “Hey, Nate baby!”
- — Wade, Cable & Deadpool #4
- “We’re not gonna have to kiss or anything, are we?”
- — Wade, Cable & Deadpool #4
- Cable – “I don’t have time for you, Wade.”
- Deadpool – “Oh, you will, Nate…real soon…”
- — Cable & Deadpool #7
- Domino – “What about Deadpool?”
- Cable – “What about him? Okay, fine, we have a little conjoined situation. I don’t see that becoming a problem…”
- — Cable & Deadpool #8
- “Sorry, Wade. I had to make a dramatic entrance.”
- — Cable; Cable & Deadpool #8
- “Nate’ll be so busy checking out my legs...that POW! He won’t know what hit him!”
- — Wade; Cable & Deadpool #9
- Cable – “The X-Men we’re the best offer you’ve ever had…. You believe in me.”
- Deadpool – “Do not.”
- Cable – “You do!”
- Deadpool – “Shut up!”
- — Cable & Deadpool #9
- “Cable and Deadpool did something with their bodies that’s usually reserved for late-night cable TV.”
- — Recap; Cable & Deadpool #10
- Deadpool – “We’ve got this whole don’t ask don’t tell goin’ on….not that there’s anything wrong with that...Bodyslide-by-two.”
- The Cat – “Don’t ask don’t tell-?...Oh...Oh...”
- — Cable & Deadpool #10
- “Hey Mr. Wilson, your dream boy just woke up!”
- — The Fixer; Cable & Deadpool #12
- Cable – “No… Wade… don’t shut up… your voice… that ridiculous hollow Demi Moore rumble… is probably the sweetest sound I’ve ever heard.”
- Wade – “Nate?! I am so in the mood to go to a broadway musical right now!”
- Cable – “You’ll get over it.”
- — Cable wakes up; Cable & Deadpool #12
- Cable – “Wade, were you actually going to part with your own money to pay for my recovery?”
- Deadpool – “Well, I was gonna rob a bank or something, sure…”
- — Cable & Deadpool #12
- “Nathan, I know your relationship with Deadpool is complicated…”
- — Irene; Cable & Deadpool #14
- “I’d like a few minutes with Wade...alone.”
- — Cable; Cable & Deadpool #14
- “You have no idea how much I’ve missed that gravelly Demi Moore voice. Nor how much I regret, having been the one who silenced it!”
- — War!Cable to Wade; Cable & Deadpool #15
- “[Cable’s]...important to me…to a lot of people.”
- — Wade; Cable & Deadpool #17
- “Nate… can I use WD-40 on your left shoulder?”
- — Wade in his fantasy; Cable & Deadpool #20
- “Iron Fist- which is a very good porn name, by the way- isn’t the only one who has a big bruising best pal watching his back.”
- — Wade just as Cable shows up; Cable & Deadpool #21
- Wade – “Good sparring.”
- Cable – “Was missing something.”
- Wade – “Massage oil? Did I say that out loud?”
- — Sparring; Cable & Deadpool #22
- “If you boys are quite through eroticizing…?”
- — Irene; Cable & Deadpool #22
- Irene – “Nate, whatever you have planned here, it better be worth giving you pet maniac such a long leash!”
- Cable – “It is. And trust me, the leash has always come equipped with a collar.”
- — Cable & Deadpool #24
- Wade – “Pay me and I’ll do pretty much do anything. Well… not anything.”
- Cable – “But pretty close.”
- — Cable & Deadpool #25, recap page
- “Moonin’ over Nate on TV, huh? He does look pretty rugged there, don’t he?”
- — Wade; Cable & Deadpool #29
- “Been a while since we played Wade. I forgot how fast you are.”
- — Cable; Cable & Deadpool #32
- Wade – “You had no right to make a total mess of everything on my account - that’s what I’m supposed to do!”
- Nate – “You can do so much more by my side.”
- — Cable & Deadpool #32
- Nate – “Sorry I dragged you into this.”
- Wade – “Yeah now that we’re not bestest buds any more, I’d appreciate you not forcing me along on these little rides!”
- Nate – “Yeah, that whole genetic link things makes divorce kind of tough.”
- — Cable & Deadpool #33
- Wade – “Here comes the lecture right?”
- Cable – “No, Wade. I know I’m a...difficult person to maintain a…friendship...with. I also can’t be mad at you for simply being who you are.”
- — Cable & Deadpool #34
- Nate – “Did you actually go to a bar with a grenade in your pocket?”
- Wade – “Or am I just glad to see you.”
- — Cable & Deadpool #35
- “Always comes back to this. For two people who say they don't need each other, both of us keep doing a lot of stupid things to try and stay together.”
- — Nate to Wade; Cable & Deadpool #35
- “Thank you. I’m proud of you. Good-bye.”
- — Cable’s Narration; Cable & Deadpool #42
- “I wasn’t worth it...and I won’t let you down.”
- — Wade to a dead Cable; Cable & Deadpool #42
- Nate – “Wade…”
- Wade – “Do not say thank you. Do not say you’re proud of me. Do not say good-bye.”
- Nate – “Your zipper is down. (Pause) Made you look.”
- Wade – “You are so immature.”
- — The Last conversation between the two; Cable & Deadpool #42
Split Second[]
- Nate – “You have to trust me!”
- Wade – “Give me one good reason to do that.”
- Nate – “Because I’ve never steered you wrong before!”
- Wade – “Holy Clark Kent glasses-! CABLE!!!”
- — Split Second #1
- Nate – “Forgot how fast you are.”
- Wade – “I usually hear that in bed. Wait…. I didn’t say that.”
- — Split Second #2
- “And now I finally get to be on top! I always had to be on bottom, but I didn’t really like it. I just accepted it. You were bigger, older, more experienced, so you deserved to be on top. But it’s my turn now baby!”
- — Split Second #2
- Cable – “Are you insane?”
- Wade – “Duh.”
- — Split Second #3
- “I’m totally okay with Jimmy Olsen disappearing from the picture, but not if your talking about Cable!”
- — Wade; Split Second #4
- “Nate used Captain America's shield for years in the future, but seeing in person? Hello Mr. Tingly Feeling.”
- — Wade; Split Second #5
Deadpool: Too Soon?[]
- “It's not personal, but Wade Wilson has certain requirements when it comes to partnering. And last I checked, baby-got-back back there doesn't have a glowing eye or seventeen pouches on her belt, or lug around a gun so huge he's obviously compensating for something. Oh Cable I miss you.”
- — Wade; Deadpool: Too Soon? #2
- Squirrel Girl – “This is one mean cable.”
- Wade – “I can think of a meaner one.”
- — Deadpool, Too Soon? #4
Uncanny Avengers[]
- “Wade. Whatever happened- the Avengers must have been decimated to add Deadpool to the roster.”
- — Cale; Uncanny Avengers #2
- “Excuse me? I'm not letting this Avengers mission become a Cable and Deadpool shoot 'em up.”
- — Rogue; Uncanny Avengers #3
Videos Games[]
Deadpool[]
- Deadpool – “Cable!?! Heyyy, man out of time, what are YOU doing here?”
- Voice 1 – “We haven't seen him since our run in the comics together!”
- Voice 2 – “I LOVE reunions!”
- —Cable Reunion
Films[]
Deadpool 2[]
- Cable – “Who are you?”
- Wade – “I'm Batman!”
- “Something to remember you by.”
- — Cable to Wade; Ski Token
- “Watch out for this guy, Cable! He's very short! 5' 11! Not like in the comics!”
- — Wade about Cable
- Wade – “He's on top of you! He's tearing you open! He's going in through the back! Oh, god, he's inside!”
- Domino – “You hear yourself, right?”
- Cable – “I'm here to proposition you.”
- Wade – “Oh, boy. He's really teaing it up, isn't he.”
- Cable – “You remind me of my wife.”
- Wade – “I'm sorry?”
- Cable – “I said, you remind me of my-”
- Wade – “No, I'm sorry that you said that. While making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm.”
- Cable – “She always struggled, and she was funny. Filtered her pain through the prism of humor.”
- “So what's it gonna be, Handsome?”
- — Cable to Wade
- Wade – “So, what exactly do you do in the future anyway? Some kind of soldier?”
- Cable – “Yeah something like that.”
- Wade – “I was a soldier, special forces. I bet fifty years from now we're best-est buddies.”
- Cable – “Fifty years from now you're very dead. You're entire generation fucked this planet into a coma.”
- Wade – “Boom! Spoiler alert. Hehehe. Planets.”
- Cable – “Here's a spoiler alert. You're not a fucking hero. You're just an annoying clown, dressed up as a sex toy.”
- Wade – “Well I got news for you, my heart is in the right place. Russell's not gonna kill anyone. Because of me he's gonna know what real love look likes.”
- Cable – “Because of you, I'll always know what a grown man with baby balls looks like.”
- Wade – “I'm a grower, not a show-er.”
- — {{{12}}}
- Wade – “Can I have one of those guns?”
- Cable – “No.”
- Wade – “That's fine. I'm just gonna use this brick.”
- “Oh my god. Did you feel that too? Only best buddies execute pedophiles together.”
- — Wade to Cable
- “What are you doing? Somebody swiped right.”
- — Wade after Cable places the coin on him
- Wade – “I don’t know how to thank you. But I do know how to hug you.”
- Cable – “No.”
- Wade – “Yes. Here we go. Bring it in. Come on. Pelvis to pelvis. Let's go tip to tip. There we go. The kids call this docking. Is there a knife in my dick?”
- Cable – “There's a knife in your dick. Yeah.”
- Wade – “I'm just gonna back up now.”