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Season 8[]
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- Crowley – “Of course, if I wasn't running everything, I could've played Dean myself.”
- Henchdemon – “Oh, you would've made a great Dean, sir.”
- — S08E21 The Great Escapist deleted scene
- Dean – “You show us yours, and we'll show you ours.”
- Crowley – “Really, Dean? I'm trying to conduct a professional negotiation here, and you want to talk dangly bits?.”
- — S08E23 Sacrifice
- “Demonic handcuffs, jackass. No flicking, no teleporting, no smoking out -- oh, and... no deal. Which pretty much means that you're our bitch.”
- — Dean to Crowley in S08E23 Sacrifice
- “I can do this all day, 'cause you know what? Damn, it feels good! But sooner or later, you're gonna have to face it -- you're ours.”
- — Dean after punching Crowley in S08E23 Sacrifice
Season 9[]
- “I might have something better. I got the King of Hell in my trunk.”
- — Dean talking about Crowley in S09E01 I Think I'm Gonna Like It Here
- “Come on, don't be a pouter.”
- — Dean when Crowley wouldn't answer him in S09E01 I Think I'm Gonna Like It Here
- Sam – “Wait, so Crowley is... alive?”
- Dean – “Oh yeah. He's the junk in my trunk.”
- — Dean and Sam talking about Crowley in S09E02 Devil May Care
- “We're not keeping him chained up for the one-liners.”
- — Dean talking about Crowley's usefulness in S09E06 Heaven Can't Wait
- Crowley – “Well, for starters... A massage. Between the sitting and the shackles, a body gets a little stiff.”
- Dean – “Yeah, I ain't rubbing you.”
- — S09E10 Road Trip
- “Your phallus on wheels just ran a red light in Somerset, Pennsylvania, 10 minutes ago.”
- — Crowley talking abut Dean's car in S09E10 Road Trip
- Dean – “This don't make us square. I see you again...”
- Crowley – “I'm dead. Yes, I know. I love you, too.”
- — S09E10 Road Trip
- “So...is that boudoir smile for me? At least buy me a drink first.”
- — Crowley greeting Dean in S09E11 First Born
- Dean – “And how do I know this isn’t a trap?”
- Crowley – “You...don't. That's what makes it fun.”
- — S09E11 First Born
- “You're gonna play hard to get? We have time for a montage?”
- — Crowley when Dean wouldn't answer his question in S09E11 First Born
- Crowley – “Is all this really necessary? I mean, I've been inside your brother. We're practically family.”
- Dean – “Listen to me. We are the furthest thing from family. You got that, dickbag?”
- — S09E11 First Born
- Dean – “Tara listen, my, uh, associate -”
- Crowley – “Friends - besties, actually.”
- — S09E11 First Born
- “Look, I'm the King of Hell. He's a Winchester. There's a reason why we're working together.”
- — Crowley explaining why he and Dean are working together in S09E11 First Born
- Dean – “Why don't you just zap out of here?”
- Crowley – “I'd never leave my domestic partner in crime.”
- Dean – “Yeah, like your heart grew three sizes. You can't zap out of here, can you?”
- — S09E11 First Born
- Crowley – “Well, I'll stay as long as I can.”
- Dean – “Aren't you a peach?”
- — Dean and Crowley when they attacked by demons in S09E11 First Born
- Crowley – “He was right, you know. You are worthy.”
- Dean – “Oh, great. Now you're gonna get all touchy-feely, too?”
- Crowley – “Your problem, mate, is that nobody hates you more than you do. Believe me, I've tried.”
- — S09E11 First Born
- Dean – “After I kill Abaddon... You're next!”
- Crowley – “You don't mean that. We're having too much fun.”
- — S09E11 First Born
- Dean – “Crowley, it's Dean. Call me when you get this.”
- Sam – “Really, Dean? [...] That's your third unanswered voicemail. You ever think maybe he's just not that into you?”
- — Crowley won't answer Dean's calls in S09E14 Captives
- “Well, I know a lame Crowley in-joke when I see one.”
- — Dean in S09E14 Captives
- Del – “And when I call Crowley to inform him that I've single-handedly caught the Winchesters, if he even answers my call, think I'll get a thank you? Ha!”
- Dean – “Yeah, you're right, kid. He won't give you credit. If anything, he'll be pissed. [...] Well, me and Crowley, we're - we're tight now. Thick as thieves. Saw him just last month. We, uh, had a grand ol' time.”
- — S09E14 Captives
- Dean – “His ass is on the line, too. He goes missing for weeks on end without a peep? Well, not one that makes sense, anyway. Listen to this.”
- Crowley – “Dean. Um... [indecipherable ramblings]”
- Sam – “Wait a second. Did he...Drunk-dial you?”
- —S09E16 Blade Runners
- Dean – “What, you just gonna let Hell go to Hell?”
- Crowley – “You don't know what it's like to be human! It's your DNA. It's my addiction, my cross, my burden!”
- — S09E16 Blade Runners
- “Hey. Hey! Cut it out, man! Image! You're the king of rotten. Act like it.”
- — Dean stops Crowley from stealing candy S09E16 Blade Runners
- “You're lying to Sam like he's your wife, which kind of makes me your mistress.”
- — Crowley to Dean in S09E17 Mother's Little Helper
- Dean – “What do you want?”
- Crowley – “You tell me, Romeo. You rang. Let me guess, you butt-dialed me?”
- — Crowley asks Dean why he called him in S09E17 Mother's Little Helper
- Crowley – “Just between us girls, how did you feel when you sunk the First Blade into Magnus' head?”
- Dean – “Not half as good as I'm gonna feel when it's yours.”
- Crowley – “Love it when you talk dirty. You know what I think? I think you felt powerful...Virile...And afraid.”
- Dean – “Afraid?”
- Crowley – “Don't scam a scam artist, darling. You're stalling 'cause you're scared.”
- — S09E17 Mother's Little Helper
- “What's in that bottle? Delusion? I'm really starting to worry about you, Dean.”
- — Crowley to Dean in S09E17 Mother's Little Helper
- “Like it or not, we're in this together. Your problems, my problems... Our problems.”
- — Crowley to Dean in S09E17 Mother's Little Helper
- “I'm going to go water the lily. Care to cross streams?”
- — Crowley to Dean in S09E17 Mother's Little Helper
- Dean – “What happened? I thought you were cleaning up your act.”
- Crowley – “Well, I was going to, but then after very little soul-searching, I decided to embrace my addiction. What about you? Takes a junkie to know a junkie. You just want to touch that precious again, don't you?”
- — S09E17 Mother's Little Helper
- Crowley – “So the plan remains the same?”
- Dean – “I find her, you bring the Blade.”
- Crowley – “It's a date.”
- — Crowley and Dean in S09E17 Mother's Little Helper
- Jake – “But he did do exactly what you said he would. He saved you.”
- Crowley – “Of course he saved me. We're besties. And now he's ready.”
- — S09E17 Mother's Little Helper
- Dean – “How's hell, Crowley?”
- Crowley – “Hell's fine. Hell's like a Swiss watch. Don't worry about hell. Hell's complicated.”
- Dean – “"Game of Thrones" is complicated. Shower sex - That's complicated. Hell ain't complicated. Your problem ain't hell. It's you.”
- — Crowley and Dean in S09E23 Do You Believe in Miracles?
- “I guess one of us doesn't need a demon to help follow a clue trail. [...] I just thought you might like to know that while you two have been playing, uh, odd couple, your real friends, like Cas, like the angel you stabbed, Gadreel - Yhey're out there right now risking their asses to help you win this fight.”
- — Sam about Crowley and Dean in S09E23 Do You Believe in Miracles?
- “Your brother, bless his soul, is summoning me as I speak. Make a deal, bring you back. It's exactly what I was talking about, isn't it? It's all become so... expected. You have to believe me. When I suggested you take on the Mark of Cain, I didn't know this was going to happen. Not really. I mean, I might not have told you the entire truth. But I never lied. I never lied, Dean. That's important. It's fundamental. But...there is one story about Cain that I might have... forgotten to tell you. Apparently, he, too, was willing to accept death, rather than becoming the killer the Mark wanted him to be. So he took his own life with the Blade. He died. Except, as rumor has it, the Mark never quite let go. You can understand why I never spoke of this. Why set hearts aflutter at mere speculation? It wasn't until you summoned me... No, it wasn't truly until you left that cheeseburger uneaten...that I began to let myself believe. Maybe miracles do come true.”
- — Crowley to Dean in S09E23 Do You Believe in Miracles?
Season 10[]
- Crowley – “Jerk.”
- Dean – “Bitch.”
- Anne-Marie – “Get a room, you two.”
- Crowley – “Had a room...until you two soiled it.”
- —S10E01 Black
- Crowley – “Girl seemed nice. Slightly damaged. I could see the old you falling for that.”
- Dean – “Yeah, well, not to worry. She means nothing.”
- Crowley – “Good, good. 'Cause you and I, we're rolling stones. No distractions.”
- — S10E01 Black
- Crowley – “You know what tickles me about all this? It's what's really eating you up. You don't care that he's a demon. Heck, you've been a demon. We've all been demons. No, it's that he's with me and he's having the time of his life. You can't stand the fact that he's mine.”
- Sam – “He's not your pet.”
- Crowley – “My pet? He's my best friend, my partner in crime. They'll write songs about us, graphic novels. “The Misadventures of Growley and Squirrel." Dean Winchester completes me, and that's what makes you lose your chickens.”
- — S10E01 Black
- Dean – “You lied.”
- Crowley – “Who do you think you're talking to here? Does the tin man have a sheet-metal Willy? Of course I lied.”
- — S10E01 Black
- Crowley – “I needed to keep you sharp for our future, about which we need to talk.”
- Dean – “Our future?”
- Crowley – “Our professional future.”
- — S10E01 Black
- Dean – “Okay, see, the deal was we howl at the moon -- no time stamp, no expiration date.”
- Crowley – “We've howled. We've bayed. We've done extraordinary things to triplets, all of which have been massively entertaining. I will treasure our Flickr albums forever. But now it's time for us to accept what we are and go back to work.”
- Dean – “Pass.”
- Crowley – “Think of it --the king of hell, Dean Winchester by his side. Together we rule. Together we create the perfect hell. And all of this that's bloomed between us never ends. We're not ending the party. We're just moving the party. Out with the club circuit, in with the stadium tour.”
- — S10E01 Black
- Dean – “You sold me out. Well, that's just lovely.”
- Crowley – “WI don't know what's going on with you. I truly don't. But I've had just about enough of it. Sold you out? Try “doing you a favor.” everything I've done for you for the past six months -- the mark, the First Blade, midwifing you back to life, offering you a seat by my side -- has been a favor, a gift, whether you see it or you don't. Take the night. Decide. You know where to find me.”
- — S10E01 Black
- Dean – “What do you want, Crowley?”
- Crowley – “A chat. We need to talk about your... Anger-management issues.”
- — S10E02 Reichenbach
- Dean – “[Dean, ordering drinks] Two shots here. He'll have something fancy, with your tiniest umbrella.”
- Crowley – “So...How you been feeling? On edge? Pent-up? Unfulfilled?”
- Dean – “You sound like a Viagra commercial. You know that, right?”
- Crowley – “This isn't about...Little Dean. It's about the Mark. It changed you.”
- Dean – “[Dean flashing black eyes] I've noticed.”
- — S10E02 Reichenbach
- Crowley – “Face it, darling. You're an addict. Death is your drug. And you're gonna spend the rest of your life chasing that dragon. [...] I'm here to facilitate.”
- Dean – “You want me to kill for you.”
- Crowley – “I want you to kill for us. Look...You're going to snap eventually. The anger, the bloodlust is gonna build up in you until you can't take it anymore, and then... So, the question is, do you want to spike a civilian or someone who has it coming?”
- — S10E02 Reichenbach
- Dean – “He's dead, and you're right --I-I feel amazing.”
- Crowley – ““He”?”
- Dean – “Uh, Lester.”
- Crowley – “The client? You killed the client?”
- Dean – “Does it matter? He was a douche. Now he's a dead douche.”
- — S10E02 Reichenbach
- Crowley – “What do you think you're doing?”
- Dean – “Oh, whatever I want.”
- Crowley – “Really? Because I think you don't know what you want. Tell me, Dean -- what are you? A demon? If so, why isn't Lester's wife dead? Did you feel sorry for her? So maybe you're human. Except you have those pretty black peepers and you're working alongside me. Why don't you do us all a great big favor and PICK A BLOODY SIDE?!”
- Dean – “Or what? Hmm? Go ahead. Make a move. See how it ends. I ain't your friggin' bestie, and I ain't taking orders from you. When I need to kill, I'll call. Until then, stay out of my way.”
- Crowley – “Fine. It's over. What can I say? Crazy ones -- well, they're good for a fling, but they're not relationship material.”
- Dean – “Are you done?”
- Crowley – “We're done. You know what, Dean? It's not me. It's you.”
- — S10E02 Reichenbach
- “You're here for Dean. I'm here to give him to you. [...] The little prat's bad for business. He's...uncontrollable. Must be the Mark. Anyway, Dean's your problem now -- again, forever.”
- — Crowley to Sam in S10E02 Reichenbach
- Sam – “By the way, your, uh, pal Crowley...Sold you out.”
- Dean – “Sounds like him.”
- — S10E02 Reichenbach
- “Believe me, I don't want Dean getting his hands on the precious any more than you do. Your brother knows I ratted. He tends to hold a grudge. I don't want to get...Boned.”
- — Crowley to Sam in S10E02 Reichenbach
- “You disappear. Binge on blood. Approach the edge of becoming human. And the salt in the wound? You run off with your boy toy, Dean Winchester. And now he’s running amok and you can’t control him or the kingdom!”
- — A demon to Crowley S10E03 Soul Survivor
- Crowley – “Since you’re five miles away from the Winchester’s Clubhouse, I can only surmise that you’re headed there. And that Dean has become a handful. Having him as a demon has caused me nothing but grief. Fix the problem.”
- Castiel – “You realize, worst come to worst … That means killing him.”
- Crowley – “I’m not sentimental.”
- — S10E03 Soul Survivor
- Dean – “It's embarrassing, you know?”
- Sam – “W-what's embarrassing?”
- Dean – “All of it. You know, the -- the -- that note. Crowley. Everything.”
- — S10E04 Paper Moon
- Crowley – “[Crowley answering Dean's call] Squirrel. It’s been a while. Back to your former self?”
- Dean – “Crowley. We need to meet ASAP.”
- Crowley – “Where? [To Rowena] I got to go. Urgent. Matter of state.”
- — S10E10 The Hunter Games
- “Insane. You want me to procure the most dangerous weapon on the planet for Dean Winchester, the man who goes mental every time he touches it! I thought you’d wanna go for a beer, catch a film.”
- — Crowley in S10E10 The Hunter Games