quotes
Fifteen[]
- Chuuya – “The hell is wrong with you?! You lookin’ to die?! I oughta—”
- Dazai – “No, no, no! Anyone but him! I’d—”
- Chuuya – “—kick your ass, you—”
- Dazai – “—do so much better on my own.”
- Chuuya – “—piece of shit!”
- — Dazai and Chuuya protesting after Mori teams them up
- Chuuya – “…Hey. …Hey, I’m talking to you. Tell me where we’re going.”
- Dazai – “Gosh, the weather is really nice today. In fact, it’s so nice, I think I can hear a little fairy talking to me.”
- Chuuya – “Aw, piss off. You know it’s me.”
- Dazai – “Oh, how long have you been there? Do you think you could leave me alone? I’m kind of busy breathing right now.”
- — The Arahabaki investigation starts
- “I’m about to rip that head right off your body, mummy boy.”
- — Chuuya after Dazai ignores him repeatedly
- Dazai – “Hee-hee. Look at us getting along so well. That’s what makes me love you!”
- Chuuya – “The hell?! Quit that! You’re making me sick!”
- — Dazai makes fun of Chuuya
Stormbringer[]
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- Master Chuuya and Dazai stood side by side. There was something surprisingly perfect about it. Two young men with completely different personalities…
- —Adam’s POV on Dazai and Chuuya, Code 03
- “He looked up in the direction of the sudden voice. It was a familiar voice, one that belonged to the person he hated most in this world.”
- — Narration: Chuuya hallucinating Dazai
- “Seeing how much time has gone by, I’m guessing he’s been captured? Or did you already save him? Because I’d hate to miss out on seeing a crying Chuuya get tortured.”
- — Dazai to Adam on Chuuya
❝
- Chuuya’s gonna kill N at this rate and lose his humanity, but I want to see him suffer as a human. That’s why I have to stop him.
- —Dazai about Chuuya
- Dazai – “Looks like we don’t have time to chat over some tea right now. We’ve gotta find Chuuya.”
- Adam – “How do we even start, though?”
- Dazai – “With Chuuya, it’s simple, really. We just need to go to the noisiest place here.”
- Chuuya – “The hell do you think you’re doin’, Dazai?! How dare you show your stupid-ass face to me without my permission!”
- Dazai – “Hey, Chuuya. How was the torture? I was planning on saving you before you got tortured, but that would’ve been way too boring, so I decided to take my time instead.”
- Chuuya – “You what?!”
- “I’ve got a hundred and ninety methods for exacting my revenge on him, and this is the second mildest out of ‘em all.”
- — Chuuya to Adam on Dazai
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- You messed with the wrong guy, Verlaine, I know exactly how to deal with someone who can manipulate gravity. Day in and day out, I’ve spent every waking and sleeping moment thinking about how I can annoy Chuuya.
- —Dazai to Verlaine about Chuuya.
- Chuuya – “I’m not gonna let a creep like you look inside of me.”
- Dazai – “What? Oh, come on. Let me have a peek. It sounds fun. I promise I won’t show anyone else!”
- — Stormbringer light novel
- Verlaine – “You sound like you’re certain he’s human.”
- Dazai – “I am. There’s no way I could hate a man-made character string this much.”
- — Verlaine and Dazai on Chuuya
Dead Apple[]
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- The corruption in Chuuya’s body had already disappeared. Dazai had nullified it. He placed a hand on Chuuya’s cheek where it had been punched and smirked slightly. “So this is how you wake Snow White? Kinda violent, don’t you think?”
- —Dead Apple light novel
- Dazai – “Hey, Chuuya. You’re in the enemy’s line of fire now, so eat a bullet and die, okay?”
- Chuuya – “Shut your mouth!”
- — Dead Apple light novel
- Dazai – “Would’ve been a lot funnier if you’d been struck by lightning and died.”
- Chuuya – “You want me to kick your ass?”
- — Dead Apple light novel
- Dazai – “You’re five minutes late, I got punched three times you know.”
- Chuuya – “How about I kill you with a fourth?”
- — Dead Apple light novel
- “Did you use Corruption because you believed in me? You’re gonna make me cry…”
- — Dazai, Dead Apple light novel
- “Dazai dropped into the wreckage, followed by Chuuya, who landed right on top of him.”
- — Dead Apple light novel
- “He desperately tried to get up, but he could hardly move a muscle. “Get off of me,” he demanded, but Dazai kept him still. “Don’t move.” “The hell?” Chuuya grimaced as Dazai held his head down.”
- — Dead Apple light novel
Soukoku reunion[]
❝
- What a glorious view! Even better than some costly painting!
- —Chuuya after seeing Dazai successfully captured
- “What a lovely reaction. I’m so happy I’m dying to strangle you.”
- — Chuuya, Chapter 10
- “Wow. The little guy in black is talking! I’ve always wanted to ask, why did you buy that embarrassing hat?”
- — Dazai, Chapter 10
- Chuuya – “Aren’t you always babbling about suicide when you’re at the prime of your life?”
- Dazai – “Yeah.”
- Chuuya – “You should at least have the decency to deny it…”
- — Chapter 10
- “You might be able to fool that inexperienced Akutagawa, but not me. I am your…old friend, after all.”
- — Chuuya, Chapter 10
- “THE Dazai wouldn’t have been captured out of bad luck or carelessness. If you were that incompetent, I would’ve killed you…long ago.”
- — Chuuya, Chapter 10
- Dazai – “You’re being paranoid. Your hair will fall out if you fret so much. Are you…”
- Chuuya – “[takes off hat] I’m not trying to hide a bald patch. That was for your information. I didn’t come all the way here to chat with you.”
- — Chapter 10
Soukoku reunion #2[]
❝
- Leave it to me, partner.
- —Dazai, Chapter 31
- “The night you disappeared from the organization, I opened a bottle of Petrus 1889 to celebrate. That's how much I hate you, bastard.”
- — Chuuya, Chapter 31
- “Dazai's face and attitude and clothes all get on my nerves.”
- — Chuuya, Chapter 31
- Dazai – “I also hate everything about you, Chuuya. Except your fashion taste in shoes.”
- Chuuya – “[blushing] Oh...really?”
- Dazai – “Yeah, of course not. Your shoes are the worst.”
- Chuuya – “YOU JERK!”
- — Chapter 31
- “So even in the Detective Agency, there's someone who's constantly tormented by Dazai..”
- — Chuuya's inner monologue, Chapter 31
- “Hey, shitty Dazai, give me that doll.”
- — Chuuya, Chapter 31
- Chuuya – “Extra stuff that comes with bandages!”
- Dazai – “What did you say? I don't wanna hear that from a hat rack like you.”
- Chuuya – “Tacky bastard!”
- Dazai – “Petit Mafia.”
- Chuuya – “Social misift!”
- Dazai – “That kind of flimsy insult bounces right off of me, you know.”
- — Chapter 31
- Chuuya – “Grr...Imma send your address to every woman you've left crying.”
- Dazai – “Humph. That's... ...Actually, could you not do that?”
- — Chapter 31
- Dazai – “Operation Shame and Toad. How does that sound?”
- Chuuya – “Huh? Shouldn't we use Rain Falls Outside the Window Frame or The Fake Flowers Deceit?”
- — Chapter 31
- “Chuuya, have my battle strategies ever been wrong?”
- — Dazai, smiling at Chuuya, Chapter 31
- “You really suck people dry, don't you!”
- — Chuuya, Chapter 31
- Chuuya – “Lording over me as if I were a sheep dog...”
- Dazai – “I would've used a shepherd dog if I had one. But since I don't, I had to settle for Chuuya.”
- Chuuya – “You bastard...”
- “We've been known as the Double Black...since the night we annihilated the enemy organization along with all the surrounding buildings with Tainted. However, if I step in too late, you'll die. Your call.”
- — Dazai, Chapter 31
- Chuuya – “I'll remember this, emo!”
- Dazai – “Do your best, simpleton.”
- Chuuya – “Enemy of all women!”
- Dazai – “Double Black (small).”
- Chuuya – “WHO THE HELL'S SMALL?!”
- — Chapter 31
- “Oh dear. Chuuya's at his limit.”
- — Dazai, Chapter 31
- “The enemy has already been destroyed. Rest, Chuuya.”
- — Dazai nullifies Chuuya, Chapter 31
- “Dammit...Shitty Dazai... Why didn't you stop me... the moment it was over...”
- — Chuuya, Chapter 31
Vampire Infection Outbreak Arc[]
- Dazai – “That moron was supposed to show some restraint!”
- Chuuya – “WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MORON?!”
- Chuuya – “...No witty commentary?”
- Dazai – “No... I'll leave this one be.”
- “Now here’s a rare sight. If’s not often I get to see you sweat.”
- — Chuuya upon seeing Dazai rush to check on Fyodor’s corpse