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- You gave too much of yourself, Toilet. I never deserved you as an assistant. I'm sorry.
- —MePhone4 to Toilet, "Objects in Mirror"
Toiphone is the slash ship between MePhone4 and Toilet from the Inanimate Insanity fandom.
Canon[]
In "Breaking the Ice", MePhone told OJ that ADAM agreed that he deserves a personal assistant for his second season, who turned out to be Toilet. When MePhone saw him, he got shocked and called ADAM to find out if Toilet is actually serious. As MePhone was introducing the slot that decided the fate of the season one contestants, Toilet asked if he could pull the lever. MePhone, at first, wanted to insult him, but changed his mind and asked him if he can get him some wires. He went to finish his job in reply. When he got back, MePhone complained that Toilet didn't get him wires, but spaghetti. Toilet apologised, saying he didn't have his lunch break, which MePhone questioned.
In "Marsh on Mars", MePhone wanted to introduce everyone to MePad. Toilet, thinking he was talking about him, got flustered, but when he realised he meant MePad, he got shocked and felt defeated. He tried to complain that he's the new assistant, but MePhone told him he's just there to read the votes. Before the elimination, to distract Toilet, MePhone assigned him to get him some wires, to which he listened. When he got back, MePhone criticised him for getting him green wires, making up that he meant red. Toilet felt bad and went off to fix his mistake.
In "Tri Your Best", Toilet commented that Yang seems sane to him, which MePhone shrugged off. During the challenge, Toilet asked MePhone if there's anything he would lie him to do, accidentally spitting on him. MePhone got frustrated and kicked him into the pool. He, being hypocritical, yelled at Toilet that his water leaking out of him is disgusting and told him to get him some wires.
In "A Kick in the Right Direction", MePhone questioned Toilet as to why he was gone for three months. He explained that he had trouble finding the wires, but MePhone cut him. He assigned him to find a way to bring Bow back to life, which Toilet listened to. When he got back, MePhone was shocked and asked him how. Toilet said that, although he didn't find Bow, he found Dough. When MePhone said it was good enough, Toilet got excited about finally exceeding his expectations.
In "Let Er' RIP", after Yin-Yang tried attacking MePhone, Toilet defended him and spat on the two brothers. He told MePhone that he would never let anyone hurt him, but he kicked him out because Toilet started spitting on him.
In "Everything's A-OJ", Paper told Judge Cavell how MePhone has been known for committing unlawful detention. Toilet, not knowing what it is, yelled at him that MePhone is not a teacher. When the judge assigned MePhone to be sent to jail for one hour, Toilet spat on him in defense, which made MePhone's punishment longer. He told Toilet that he despises him, to which he replied that he should've been jailed. After MePhone was sent free, Toilet got excited and started asking him if he missed him, which he ignored.
In "Theft and Battery", after Toilet kicked Cheesy into the portal, he excitedly asked MePhone if he loves him. After he glitched out, Toilet got concerned and asked him if he needs a pillow. Obviously not responding, he started yelling at him to wake up. After he was notified by MePad that he malfunctioned, he got worried and asked if that means he's sick. When the Grand Slams got to the Meeple Headquarters, Toilet anxiously told Steve Cobs that MePhone is in trouble. Later, Toilet saw a wire and commented on how MePhone always liked the other wires he got him. Some time after, Toilet cut off Bright Lights' hot air balloon because he wanted to save MePhone by himself. When MePad told MePhone to congratulate Toilet for his leadership, he shrugged it off, causing Toilet to cry.
In "Rain On Your Charade", Toilet gave MePhone his cards that he chose to be the prizes for the elimination. When he carelessly blowed them away, Toilet started crying. When MePhone told Soap he always gives everyone what they deserve, Toilet got upset.
In "Mazed and Confused", Toilet adviced MePhone on making a new challenge by asking him if the idea was right in front of him all along. He took his idea, saying he created it, to which Toilet got confused. At the end of the challenge, MePhone got horrified at the state of his maze. Toilet told him he cut out the plants he thought were ugly, which made him even more frustrated.
In "Mine Your Own Business", MePad whispered to Toilet how the gem Test Tube found is the same one MePhone needs to be fixed, making him excited. When he was repaired, Toilet exclaimed how he and MePad didn't need ADAM's help. MePhone remembered him from the time he was still in the Meeple Headquarters and assumed Toilet works for Cobs. He got up and yelled at him that he's fired. Toilet tried to defend himself, but MePhone was desperate. He left and accepted his fate.
In "Through No Choice of Your Own", MePhoneX was coming closer to MePhone, who turned out to be Toilet. When MePhone angrily asked him what he's doing, he explained to him how he's training on how to become a better assistant. When MePhone concerningly asked him where he is, he said that he's on a sailboat that's like a spaceship. It reminded MePhone of the same one he made to escape from Cobs, which Toilet congratulated him for.
In "Objects in Mirror", Toilet came up to MePhone and said that he wanted to help more. MePhone told him that he overworked himself. He finally realised that he never deserved him as an assistant and apologised for his actions.
Fanon[]
Toiphone is frowned upon in the Inanimate Insanity fandom, mainly due to Toilet ships being rare and the abuse MePhone made him go through. Fans weren't so happy with how MePhone treated his assistant like an object, despite Toilet loving him. It went as far as in "Mine Your Own Business" where MePhone's stubbornness made him fire his assistant, thinking he worked for Cobs. Even in "Through No Choice of Your Own" he still held a slight grudge towards him. It wasn't until in "Objects in Mirror" that he realised that Toilet risked his life for him and apologised for all the abuse he put Toilet through. That still didn't make the ship's popularity rise, tough. Toiphone rivals Floorphone, MephOJ and Toipad.
Fandom[]
- FAN FICTION
- MePhone4/Toilet tag on AO3
- MePhone4 & Toilet tag on AO3
- Toiphone stories on Wattpad
